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And We're Going To Trust These Clowns With Health Care?

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, February 28, 2009 8:47:42 PM

I've stated in my posts that I have type 2 diabetes. Since my diagnosis, I've almost become an endocrinologist learning about my condition and reading up on it, speaking to my doctor, searching the net, etc. Basically, it forces you to become cognizant of little things. One day, while waiting for a prescription, I took my blood pressure. I looked up and saw a sign about diabetes and it was sponsored by HHS. It stated that before meals, it was ok to have a blood sugar of 130 and after a meal, 180 would be ok. I was dumbfounded.

If anyone routinely had a bloodsugars in that range, they would go blind and have massive organ damage in no time. A little old lady in phase 2 of Del Boca Vista could tell you that.

I really got scared by that sign. No doctor in his right mind would agree with it. Yet, the dimwits in our federal government seem to buy into this logic and printed millions of these signs. The actual numbers would be 100 before a meal and 120 afterward. Any doctor would tell you that. It's common knowledge. I thought to myself : "These are going to be the people who will be determining my medical fate. I might as well go have me a sundae and wait for the end."
 
It's just a sign, I know.  A sign of sinister things to come.
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Keep Your Hands Up!

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, February 28, 2009 3:46:02 PM

Anyone who has ever boxed or done martial arts will tell you that the key to winning any fight is having great defense. It's common sense. If they can't hit you, they can't hurt you. It's common sense.

Would someone, anyone tell this to the liberals ? It seems that they've lost touch again.

The Hippie in Chief, St. Obama, has cobbled together a budget that spends more money on "social" programs than on national defense. I am completely amazed. Never mind the War on Terror, which according to most liberals is a figment of George Bush's imagination. What about our pals North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela (Chavez is certainly dumb enough to be dangerous) ? Don't forget Russia still hates us too. This is like daring Chuck Lidell, Brock Lesnar, and Randy Couture to hit you while your hands are tied behind your back.
Let's not forget another refugee from the Land of Fruits and Nuts, Senator Feinstein from California who wants to investigate the CIA whose job it is to defend our country from covert terror and espionage. Not only would this have the potential to declassify a lot of operations and information, but what message does it send it to terrorists ? "Don't worry. With Gitmo gone, you won't be punished. If you have C4 starpped to your stomach, you'll be treated like a guest of honor. As far as those oppressors who apprehended you, they're the ones going to jail."

It seems like the only knock out blow the liberals want to land is against our safety and common sense.

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An Apology To Senator McCain

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, February 28, 2009 2:55:50 PM
Earlier, I blasted Senator John McCain and said he should go far away.
 
Well, I was wrong and I apologize.
 
Keep it up, Big Mac! So far, only you and Senator Coburn are the only ones going on record on the truth of  the Stinkulus bill. It is theft. Not just thef from the future generations, but theft of our liberty and freedom.
 
Get 'em Big Mac!
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Liberal Catch Phrases Made Easier

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:39:40 PM
"Recession I inherited" --Meaning: I have no idea what I am doing, despite being elected to fix the economy (Obama)
 
"Spread the wealth"--Meaning: How dare you attempt to succeed, filthy capitalist! (Marx, Lenin, Castro, and someone else whose name escapes me right now.)
 
"I made a mistake."--Meaning: The law doesn't apply to me. (Geithner, Daschle and others too enlightened to pay their taxes.)
 
"Children are starving."--Meaning: Blame the Republicans war mongers. (Any liberal windbag congressman)
 
"Paying taxes is patriotic"--Meaning: You're going to the poorhouse. (Biden)
 
"Air raiding villages"--Meaning: American troops are the real terrorists. (Obama)
 
"Making sacrifices"--Meaning: Your taxes will be higher than Cheech and Chong. (Obama, Biden)
 
"Save the (insert supposedly endangered species here.)" --Meaning: Let's put more people out of work by closing factories so they need us more. OR Be prepared to pay 5.00 a gallon, because we're not drilling. (Any democrat or eco-nazi)
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The Redeemer Hath Spoken!

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Wednesday, February 25, 2009 10:51:14 PM
Last night I watched the Redeemer's speech and was flabbergasted. No, it was not Nancy Pelosi's plastic smile or the bored look on Joe Biden's face. I was flabbergasted by the most blatant lie I have ever heard a President say (And this even tops Arkansas's horniest hick.) Obama the Redeemer said: I get it.
 
How could he possibly get it ? He doen't even know what "it" is.
 
How on God's green Earth could Obama claim to understand what we, the unwashed masses (no one has forgotten Senator Reid) are going through right now ? This guy has never run a buisness. This guy has never punched a time clock. This guy has never been on the carpet being yelled at by some gunny with a hangover. What could he possibly get ? To the best of my knowledge, Obama has never held an actual job. Government is not a job. Being a state senator is not a job, and certainly being in the US senate is not a job. When Obama goes to work one day and finds out his job no longer exists, the he could claim he gets it. When Obama punches in to start his shift and finds out his health insurance has gone up by 200.00 a month, the he could say he gets it. When Obama does his tax returns and really wonders what in God's name he's paying for, then he really will get it.
 
 
Last night proved one thing: Everyone but The Redeemer gets it.
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Let The Slithering Continue

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:34:00 PM
Not suprisingly, Blagg-o Gate won't go away. Now the web has entangled Roland Burris, too. It appears that Mr. Burris did not have any talks with Blagg-o, but his brother. Magically, he forgot to reveal this info while under oath.
 
Normally, I would be hopping up and down screaming obscenities until my wife shot me with a tranquilizer dart. Oddly enough, I have a zen like calm. Why ? There has been so much scandal already with the liberals running the show I can't keep up. This one can't pay taxes, this one can't remember being a lobbyist. This one can't remember being part of a racist church, this one has a DUI.
 
My God ! They're making Bill and Hiliary look like Ozzie and Harriet. Remember the good old days of  the stained dress ? At least there was some comedy with the fat ugly intern. What's going on now is sad. There is no comedy in this kind of behavior. For those of us who arent't brain washed by Chris Matthews and his man-crush on Obama, this kind of abuse of power is scary.
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Procedure Denied!

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:01:56 PM
I am a diabetic. I have high blood pressure. Yes, I'm fat, too. Does this mean I'm no longer entitled to health care ?
 
 
Well , if you support Obama's healthcare plan, the answer is absolutely not. "Tough toenails, fatso."
 
 
Obama's plan will destroy healthcare as we know it. Under the Redeemer's plan, everyone including illegal immigrants, will be elligible for state sponsored health care. No, I don't condone letting anyone die, but do I, a working slob who pays an already unfair tax rate, really have to pay for illegal immigrants ? Don't we already have Medicare and Medicaid ? Don't we already have a system in which anyone whether they can pay for it or not, walk into any ER get help ? Give me a break.
 
The most serious complications of this will be health care rationing, which is as horrible as it sounds. Your doctor will not be making  medical decisions based on his training, but he will be making decisions based some sycophantic taxocrat's unfunded mandate. Need a triple bypass ? Too bad, we've done twelve this week. We can pencil you in next week. Oh, you're Scandinavian ? Sorry, not this week. This week is for Pacific Islanders. You get the drift, right ? WHAT KIND OF SOCIETY WILL WE BE LIVING IN THEN ? SINCE WHEN DOES THE GOVERNMENT GET TO DECIDE WHO LIVES AND DIES ?
 
At least Dr Mengele had the guts to look his victims in the eye. He didn't hide behind a computer in some cubicle wearing a cheap Wal Mart suit.
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Not So Truthful Commission

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Friday, February 13, 2009 11:10:18 PM
Our pal, Patrick Leahy, The Largest Liberal in Captivity, has drunk way too much of the Kool Aid and is asking for a Truth Commission. It's fairly obvious to all that bipartisanship is a joke, kind of like Ted Kennedy being called a moral leader. Is this guy even remotely serious ? Truth commissions happen after genocides in central Africa, not the US. Now, I'm just a member of Harry Reid's unwashed masses, but I'm quite certain this is an attempt to not only silence the opposition, now it's an attempt to jail them. What's next ? Gulags ? Political Re-Education camps ? Eco friendly armbands ?
 
Since Senator Leahy wants to supposedly right wrongs, how about these Democrat crimes ?
 
1) Andrew Jackson marching Native Americans off to reservations.
2) The Democrats in the South buying slaves and then starting a war to keep it running.
3) Abraham Lincoln jailing political opponents during the Civil War and suspending Habeus Corpus.( I know he's a Republican, but these days that seems to be a glossed over fact. Our President has decided he is Lincoln's reincarnation, so who needs facts ?)
4) Nisei (Japanese Americans born in the US) thrown in relocation camps during WWII.
5) Dropping the atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. (Not that I don't agree with doing that, but over 200,000 civilians died in two days. Apparently this was not a case of "air raiding villages".)
6) Not cutting off Nancy Pelosi's botox supply.
 
We could go on and on. The point is : "Let he without sin cast the first stone". I think I read that in any place other than a public school.
 
 
 
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An Offer To Help...

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Friday, February 13, 2009 10:29:01 PM
Today, we here at Absolutely Nobama will put aside our obstructionist view and attempt to help Mr. Obama with foreign policy. After all, we live here, too.
 
1) Stop with the "Iran is a tiny country" nonsense. Germany, Italy, and Japan were tiny countries, too.
 
2) Europe will hate us no matter what.
 
3) A good tip: Stop the endless cycle of the United States being the only country that actually lives up to a treaty. It's embarrassing and not to mention dangerous.
 
4) Instead of criticzing Israel for having the gall to defend itself, applaud them for actually doing the job themselves, unlike France.
 
5) Most terrorist organizations have never heard of the Geneva Convention, nor do they care.
 
6) Keep in mind that Pakistan has nuclear weapons and really not afraid to use them.
 
7) Just for giggles: Remind NATO that allies help each other. Do you hear that France ?
 
8) Visit Ireland. See how an economy actually operates without interference from the government. Visit Japan and ask the locals how much fun the "Lost Decade" was.
 
9) It is generally unwise to cut the military's budget and announce a possible troop build up. Um...duh!
 
10) Remember: John Kerry, despite what he tells you, is not Captain America.
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How To Understand Liberal Double Speak

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Thursday, February 12, 2009 9:58:02 PM
Liberals are a funny breed of creature. They walk like humans, but do not eat meat. They speak in a language that was once confusing, but we here at Absolutely Nobama found one of their eco-friendly decoder rings and have learned their bizarre language.
 
Obama: Messiah, The One, (does not like to be referred to as "That One".)
Environment: Another reason to destroy capitalism
Constitution: Something to be ignored when it's inconvenient to liberals
Ted Kennedy: Moral leader
Free Speech: Flag burning
Earmark free: You can put this bill on a spit and shove an apple in its mouth
Rush Limbaugh: Fuhrer
Sean Hannity: Goring
Fairness Doctrine:  Silencing opposition
Conervatives: Storm Troopers
Mistake: Failure to pay federal income taxes repeatedly
John Kerry: War hero
Solidiers in Iraq: Definitely not war heroes. Employees of Haliburton
Bush: Satan
Genius: Unable to use Turbo Tax.
Bill Ayers: Educator
Jeremiah Wright: Acceptable Christian minister. John The Baptist to Obama The Redeemer
Spreading The Wealth: Acceptable Capitalism
 
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Pork Chops, Baby

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 10:36:38 PM
The so called pork-free "Stimulus" package has survived the kangaroo court thanks to Benedict Snowe, Brutus Spector, and Judas Collins. According to Mark Levin, we're looking at a 13.00 per week tax cut. Are you kidding ?
 
Now, of course according to the left we should be thankful, just ask John Kerry whose chief concern was that Americans might spend the money overseas.
 
 
HEY, YOU SOCIALIST HACK!  IT'S MY MONEY! I WENT OUT AND SWEAT FOR THAT MONEY ! I WENT TO WORK AND PUT UP WITH MY BOSS'S UNREASONABLE DEMANDS, NOT YOU! I PUT UP WITH WORKING EVEN HARDER BECAUSE YOUR PARTY SCREWED UP THE ECONOMY! IT WAS YOUR LEFTIST COMRADES DODD AND FWANK WHO HELPED LIGHT THE FUSE TO THE RECESSION. IT WAS YOUR MESSIAH WHO HELPED START THIS MESS (We all know who that is, don't we ?) WHO WAS CHAMPIONING THE ABSURD CLAIM THAT EVERYONE HAD A RIGHT TO A HOME REGARDLESS OF THEIR ABILITY TO PAY FOR IT! WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, DIDN'T OBAMA VOTE FOR THE ORIGINAL TARP BILL? OH, BY THE WAY MR. PRESIDENT, YOU DID NOT INHERIT THE MESS ,YOU HELPED CREATE IT! IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, YOU WERE A MEMBER OF CONGRESS DURING THE LAST EIGHT YEARS! THE LAST TIME I CHECKED WE STILL LIVE IN A REPUBLIC WITH CHECKS AND BALANCES, SO YOU ARE JUST AS GUILTY AS EVERYONE ELSE! STOP ACTING LIKE AN OUTSIDER IN WASHINGTON! THIS IS NOT MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON!
 
Boy, I feel better. My wallet is still sick, however.
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A Post Stimulus Checklist

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Monday, February 09, 2009 9:56:37 PM
Ok folks--It's crunch time and it looks like "stimulus" will pass. We here at Absolutely Nobama have prepared a checklist to get you ready and help you survive the switch from 233 years of freedom to tyranny.
 
1) Learn Chinese. Our new masters will appreciate it.
2) Take plenty of antidepressants. That will blunt the pain of watching the unemployable get your money.
3) Worried about your job ? Get started filling out applications for the new frisbee golf course, condom distributor, or get those old tools out of the garage and start building roads to nowhere.
4) Cease paying your income taxes and switch parties to Democrat. Then, it will be just a "mistake."
5) Change your attitude toward that Marx fellow.
6) Take any remaining cash you have on hand and use it to wall paper your home or better yet save it for the fireplace when hyperinflation makes it valueless. Remember, using anything that might make your life easier is un-American, so turn off your heater if you know what's good for you.
7) Remember to smile as you're selling apples on the side of the road. Customers appreciate a nice smile.
8) Drink as much vodka as possible. It seemed to help the Russians cope.
9)When you get hungry, just think of the 100.00/ounce steak Obama and his gang are eating at the White House. You might almost remember what meat tastes like.
10) Make sure you never get sick because illegal immigrants need health care more than you.
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A Religious Momment.....

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Sunday, February 08, 2009 9:36:08 PM
A lot of the fire and brimstone ministers talk abot the ever burning fires of Hell. Maybe they're right. Or maybe everything that annoyed and upset you in life comes back and haunts your tortured soul. That's what I think Hell is. In fact, this is what my idea of Hell is:
 
 
It's a dark and spooky place, with no optimism. Leftwing demons are floating around chanting "Change has come," and "It's patriotic to pay taxes." I reach for my wallet and--Gasp!--It's Empty!  I call out for help and no one can help me, because nobody understands English. I wander a bit and find people who do speak English and find a bunch of lazy liberals sitting around a Starbucks sipping a moca frappa-whatever telling the barista behind the counter she is being exploited by George Bush and Haliburton. I leave, dumbfounded and find out my job has been closed down because the area has been named a Human/Dolphin Shared Environment. And then--
 
Hey, wait a minute. This is no vision. This is USA 2009. Oh no! Am I dead ? Am I in Hell ?
 
Gosh darn it! I knew shooting those spotted owls was a bad idea.
 
 
 
 
 
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Fun Facts To Annoy Liberals With

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Sunday, February 08, 2009 7:28:06 PM
You can't call conservatives Nazis, because the Nazis were socialists. (For those of you with a public education, Nazi is short for National Socialist German Worker's Party.)
 
Adolf Hitler was a vegan who loved animals.
 
The three bloodiest wars in American history were started with Democrats in office: WWII -Roosevelt & Truman (Who dropped the Atomic Bomb), Korea-Truman , Vietnam-JFK & LBJ
 
Herman Goring, Hitler's right hand man, was a conservationist.
 
Senator Robert Byrd D-W.VA,  was a member of the KKK.
 
The most abundant green house gas is water vapor, which occurs when water evaporates.
 
Solar flares actually cause the earth's temperature actually rise occaisonally.
 
Lincoln was a Republican. (Believe it or not, a lot of high school "graduates" don't know this. When Obama likes to pretend he's Lincoln, why can't he pretend to be a Republican, too ? You know, lower taxes, reducing government, etc.)
 
The United States has 50 states, not 57 quoted by Obama.(Funny how that was glossed over by the media, but Sarah Palin was crucified when she made an innocent mistake.)
 
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How To Break The Law & Still Be Adored By The Media

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Sunday, February 08, 2009 6:39:43 PM
The answer to that is to be a liberal.
 
Apparently, breaking the law while being a liberal seems to ok, as long as you are taking your marching orders from B.Hussein Obama.(Thanks, Ann Coulter) It's like the wild, wild west as long as you know the magic password: Change.
 
Didn't pay your taxes? No problemm-o, Timmy. It's an honest mistake we all make. Now get out there and ruin some lives with the IRS. How dare people want to keep their own money ! Heresy to The Messiah!
 
Illegal Alien ? Not when they have The Messiah's blood. As of this writing, Obama's aunt, Zeituni Onyango is still fighting her deportation case. Never mind the fact that INS know exactly where she is. Never mind the fact that Elian Gonzalez was taken at gunpoint by the INS, it is ok when you're a liberal, because the laws only apply to the unwashed masses.
 
The sad thing is, we could go on and on. The current administration has had controversy after controversy, but as far as the leftists are concerned, conservatives are nit-picking and being obstructionists. The media , other than Fox, is giving the Obamunists a free ride. There have been front page articles about the First Dog, Obama's poster guy getting arrested, etc. If this keeps up, we'll see this:
 
Judge: Before I pass judgement, would the defendant like to add anything to the record ?
Bank Robber: Your honor, I was only trying to spread the wealth.
Judge:Why didn't you say so ? Case dismissed! By the way, there is an opening at Health and Human Services, maybe you can be the new HHS secretary.
Bank Robber: Naah. I'll just wait for my stimulus check and I've got plenty of money coming to me after I won the lawsuit against the cops who tasered me for resisting arrest.
 
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