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Great Movie Quotes For Conservatives

"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!"--Darth Vader to Princess Leia in Episode IV: A New Hope
 
I hear that line and I could just imagine Harry Reid saying that to Sarah Palin. Of course, if Harry Reid was leading Imperial Storm Troopers, they wouldn't be able to catch a cold, let alone Princess Leia. This guy couldn't lead ants to a picnic. Also, I would think the Storm Troopers would have really low morale after Reid would tell them "The surge has failed, the war is lost."
 
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."--Senator Amidala, Revenge of The Sith   Never mind that hippie trippy "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" stuff. I think  Padme, Luke and Leia's future mother, was planning a tea party against the Emperor. Come to think of it, I remember saying the same thing January 20th.
 
"I AM THE SENATE." --Chancellor Palpatine, Revenge of Sith. Forget the Emperor from Star Wars! I could see Robert Byrd lowering his KKK hood while saying that.
 
"There is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there ?" V, from V for Vendetta. This one's like shooting fish in a barrel, really. If you really need some convincing, just check out HR 3200 sections about visiting people's homes and checking out their parenting skills. Let's not forget those pesky death panels, either.
 
"People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people." V, from V for Vendetta. Wow, I think this'll be my sign on Sept 12. (No, I'm not advocating overthrowing the government. Jeez, if I were a leftwing moveon.org dork, I would have the ACLU to protect me and not have to convince others I'm not a lunatic.)
 
"Your father did buisness with Hyman Roth, your father respected Hyman Roth, your father never trusted Hyman Roth." Frank Pantangili, Godfather Part II  This one will require a little work on your part. Take out Hyman Roth and replace him with Saudi Arabia. Now you have "Your father did buisness with Saudi Arabia, your father respected Saudi Arabia, your father never trusted Saudi Arabia." Kinda sounds like a Cheney/Bush meeting. (And also, really, really sound advice, too.)
 
"Say hello to my little friend!" Tony Montana, Scarface. Feel free to insert your own tasteless Bill Clinton joke here.
 
 
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Un-American, You Say ? Racist, You Say ?

Every so often, when the looming threat of a Socialist take over of my life depresses me, I think back to the happy times of two years ago when the Code Pink idiots and the Moveon gang ran around burning American flags while chanting "Dissent is American." Ah ,the good ol' days. Back then, I could look at these morons, chuckle at them and proceed with my day.
 
It's kind of hard to do that these days since the lunatics are now running the asylum.
 
These days, dissent in any way, shape or form, you're not only Un-American, you're also a racist pig. If you don't believe me, check out Steny Hoyer and Nancy Pelosi's op-ed in USA Today. Or, give Howard Dean a downer and he'll stop screaming and shrieking long enough to tell you if you oppose Obamacare you'll be "undermining the President." (Apparently, Harry Reid's awe inspiring statement of "The surge has failed, the war is lost." while brave Americans are fighting and dying in Iraq makes him Paul Revere.)
 
Now, I can handle these simpletons. If you added up all of their IQ's you'd get a shoe size. Not only that, if they keep up their antics they'll be gone in 2010, anyway.
 
What about the ones I can't vote out ? What about that mysterious fourth branch of the Federal Government ? The Czars ? You want Un-American and racist ? Check this out.
 
"Conversely, services provided to individuals who are irreversibly prevented from being or becoming participating citizens are not basic and should not be guaranteed. An obvious example is not guaranteeing health services to patients with dementia." Is that off of Joseph Mengele's Greatest Hits ? Is that quote from Mein Kampf ? Was it penned by Alfred Rosenberg, Nazi "philospher" ? Nope! That was written by Ezekiel Emmanuel, Rahm's creepy brother and one of Obama's special advisors. Is refusing medical care to someone with dementia or severe retardation American ?
 
Now, the Leftists would call that "taking something out of context." So let's try another.
 
"In what sense is the money in our pockets and bank accounts fully ours ? Did we earn it by our own autonomous efforts ? Could we have inherited it without the assistance of probate courts ? Do we save it without the assistance of bank regulators ? Could we spend it if there were no public officials to coordinate the efforts and pool the resources of the community in which we live ?" Must be Karl Marx. No ? Wait! Stalin ? Castro ? Chavez ? Nope! That would be Cass Sunstein, head of the White House Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs. While we're on the subject, Cass you owe me 50 bucks. Since your income is also my income, you need to send me a money order for 50 bucks. No personal checks. There's no way I'm accepting a personal check from a guy who wants animals to be defended in court by lawyers. I guess that's American, eh ? You know, forgetting that old rugged individualism nonsense and working for the "collective". That just puts the apple in my pie.
 
Before you report me to Homeland Security as an "extremist", let me refer you to the second highest ranking Communist in the government today. (I'll give you a big ol' block of government cheese of you can figure out who is the highest ranking Communist. I'll give you a hint. Read the title of my blog.) Ladies and gentlemen! Let's give a warm Chairman Mao welcome to....VAN JONES, GREEN JOBS CZAR...ER...SPECIAL ADVISOR!
 
When Comrade Jones isn't masquerading as a quack scientist, he's righting the wrongs of the white folks with fabulous ideas like Books not Bars. (We can all see how that's solved that Bloods and Crips thing.) I must say, his marriage of enviro-nazism and social  "justice" sends tingly feelings up and down my leg. (Or is that diabetic neuropathy? Under the impending health care plan, I'll have the answer in give or take a year.) Nothing is more inspiring than the fact that Comrade Jones is also a founding member of the Apollo Alliance, a shadowy board of eco-illuminati that saves Congress the hassle of writing bills. (Man, that Stimulus package just took off ! I can almost buy a newspaper with my dividend checks form UBS! Way to go, Apollo!)
 
I think Comrade Jones' greatest accomplishment is colorofchange.org, which is helping to "change the color of democracy." Thankfully, colorofchange is there to stop Glenn Beck and his race baiting. That whole thing about silencing the opposition is so American it would make John Wayne cry. The racial healing parts of the site are a joy to behold as well. Those heart warming stories of white vigilantes roaming around in Katrina devastated New Orleans brought a tear to my eye. Having the rapper Nas deliever a petition about racist Fox News was like reliving the Martin Luther King days all over again. Who could forget the heart felt fondess of colorofchange's "Dancing with the devil" campaign that called on the Congressional Black Caucus to boycott Fox News because of Fox's "clearly hostile stance towards Black political interests" ? (All this despite having Juan Williams on 20 out of a possible 24 hours a day.) All kidding aside, no one with a fuctioning brain could not possibly see the ugly racism of this.
 
In closing, never throw rocks when you live in a glass, eco-friendly politburo.
 
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Clueless...So Clueless...

The new rallying cry from the defeated Socialist Democratic Party is: "Let's get it done for Teddy!"

That's right. After an appeal to The Almighty has failed to dupe Americans into health care "reforms", the Dumbocrats are now trying to turn Ted Kennedy into a martyr for the cause. A bloated, corrupt, drunken martyr, but a martyr none the less.

It's absolutely sickening.

Never mind the fact that Ted Kennedy was one of the most disgraceful politicians ever to shame the Senate. Never mind the fact he should have died in prison for what happened at Chappaquidick. Never mind the fact that never once during HIS cancer treatments did anyone tell Ol' Ted "maybe he'd be better off with the pain killer." Yet, but because this old fossil assumed room temperature, we should all just lie down and allow the government to have the power of life and death over us.

I'm sure there are some who will think I'm being too hard on Chris Dodd's drinking buddy. I'm sure there are some out there who think I'm being being disrespectful to a political icon, but I don't care. Why ?

When push came to shove, Jack Daniels' Man of The Year didn't say : "Discontinue my chemotherapy. Give it to someone who is younger and healthier. I've lived my life." Yet, we're all supposed to. Not only are liberals only generous with other people's money, they're only generous with other people's health care.

Some martyr, huh ?

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Oh The Hubub....

Recently, Glenn Beck has gotten himself in some hot water for calling Barack Obama a racist with a "deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture" Well, bravo to him, and great job.

Usually, cries of racism annoy me to no end, but I believe Glenn is right. Who can forget that little snide comment that Obama made about his own grandmother, calling her a "typical white person" ? Isn't that a racist comment ? How about appointing Sonia Sotomayor who railed against whites ? Doesn't that count as racism ? Or, better yet, associating with Jeremiah Wright ? Isn't supporting affirmative action in itself racist act ? Calling a white cop stupid doesn't do much for race relations, either.

Imagine, if you will, this scenario: A pasty skinned yokel from a square shaped red state is elected President. He has a black relative whom he calls a "typical" black person. This yokel then appoints to the highest court a judge who thinks a white male makes better decisions than Latina women. It is also revealed that this yokel also hung out in a Christian Identity church. The yokel then calls a black cop in Baltimore stupid. The yokel would probably be impeached and be attacked repeatedly by the press, rightfully so.

The last time I checked, racism is a two way street. Minorities can be racist, too. Isn't that right Reverends Jackson and Sharpton ? All of us "diamond merchants" in HymieTown would like to know. Then again, "diamond merchants" and "Hymietown" is becoming outdated. Maybe I'll just stick with Reverend Wright's description of my ethnic group. "Them Jews" is not only new and fresh, but easier to type.




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Getting Away With Murder And Being Rewarded For It

I hope you haven't eaten yet because because what I am going to tell is going to make you hurl.

Barack Obama has given everyone's least favorite drunk, Ted Kennedy, the Presidential Medal Of Freedom.

That's right. The drunk who could have saved Mary Jo Koepechne's life. The same drunken womanizer who instead of calling the police, called his congressional aides after he plunged his car at Chappaquidick. The same drunken blowhard who saved himself and let a young woman die, even though this woman dedicated her life to Robert Kennedy's career. Yeah, that miserable boozehound who should have done 40 years in the state pen, not 40 years in Congress. (Although I must admit, during his 40 years in Congress he was certainly surrounded by criminals, but we'll leave that alone for now.)

Interestingly enough, the almost never sober Kennedy is also the chief instigator of the health care mess we have now. The man who is one of the chief architects of the government's attempts to hijack our health care system and take away our property rights is being given an award for freedom, a word this drunken slob knows nothing about. If this health care bill passes, just think of how great it is that this old drunken fossil will be kept alive while YOU are being denied treatment.

Don't feel left out, Presidente. I still think very little of you and your policies.
 



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Singing For Freedom

We've got the anger! We've got the signs! We've got their attention! But we're missing something as protesters.

We need a song.

So, for all you right wing fear mongers who don't want let grandma get bumped off by Obama's death panels,  I've written a little song to sing while you're waiting to be ignored by your elected officials. (Yes, I know I could have made some sort of youtube video, but I'm one of the lucky ones whose hasn't lost his job, despite Obama's Stimulus package.)

This song is sung to the tune of Pink Floyd's The Wall.

We don't need your public option

Our lives are not yours to control

Hey Obama! Leave my parents alone!

All and all they're just trying to kill

the sick and the old


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The New "N" Word

Since their plan to snuff out the old folks and control everyone's lives is failing, the Socialist Democrats are going back to their standard playbook: Call everyone who opposes the Failed Messiah, Barack Obama,a racist, bus in the bottom feeders from ACORN and SEIU to hold phony demonstrations, and, of course, lie like rugs. (Or, like a drunken Kennedy trying to save his political career and avoid prosecution for manslaughter.)

The point is: The Socialists are afraid of any real debate. That's because they were caught red handed attempting to impose creeping euthanasia on America. Now, they're blaming the people for their failures and are lashing out. It's really sad watching
Nancy Pelosi calling World War II vets Nazis and genuine grassroots concern "astroturf" or listening her idiot conspiracy theories about protesters being paid by big insurance. (Of course, paying ACORN protesters is A-OK.)

Contact the DNC 202-863-8000. Tell them you've had enough of their lies.


 



 


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Things To Make You Go "HMM..."

--Isn't it sad that inmates in prisons will get better get health care than law abiding citizens if  The Soviet Health Care bill is passed ? (Making inmates wait for medical care is considered "Cruel and Unusual Punishment.") Hmmm...

--The "Green Jobs" Czar Van Jones is an avowed Communist. Isn't it great how he has an unelected position in the government without any oversight over what he's doing ? (Ol 'Van may be a Red, but Obama sure isn't. After all, what self respecting Marxist goes on $24,000 date nights ?) Hmmm...

--Speaking of Comrade Jones, why is it he doesn't even know what a "green job" is. (To be fair, neither do the 1.8 million people who lost their jobs since the Stimulus fiasco know what a "green job" is either.) Hmmm...

--Isn't Cash for Clunkers sort of like a modern day book burning ? The only reason these cars are being destroyed is that they are politically incorrect. (Shouldn't GreenPeace be all over that ? They are, after all, using chemicals to destroy these cars.) Hmmm...

--Dr. Ezekiel Emmanuel (Deadfish's creepy brother), one of Obama's medical advisors, has stated that the elderly with dementia should not recieve medical care. (From one Jew to another: Hey Zeke, what would Nanna think about that ?) Hmmm...

--All of the states in a financial mess are deep "blue".( New York, California, Massachusetts, and Michigan) while states that are deep red (Texas, Utah, and Oklahoma) are not. Hmmm...

--Obama sanctimoniously announced that supporting protesters fighting for freedom in Iran would be seen as "meddling" in Iranian affairs but threatening Israel and attempting to have Leftist dictator Manuel Zelaya reinstalled in Honduras is not meddling. (Not for nothing, but who does Obama think he is telling a sovereign country what they can and can not build within their own borders. What buisness is it of Obama's where the Israelis build settlements, anyway ? I could care less if his Hamas buddies get all weepy or not.) Hmmm...

--What kind of "War on Terror--er--Manmade Disasters" are we running when our Secretary of State, Hiliary Clinton hands Hamas $900 million ? (Remember, she's the "hawk" of the Obama gang!) Hmmm...

--Finally, my favorite, how does handing $198 million dollars to Filipino veterans of World War II stimulate the economy ? (Let's not forget studying the use of wood and swine odor.) Hmmm...



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I Thought Community Organizing Was Ok.....

One of the things that really annoys me about the Socialist Left (I must admit--Everything about these warmed over commies annoys me, but let's stay focused here.) is when their own tactics are used against them, they cry foul. An example of this is the moaning from people like Senator Durbin (Socialist-Il) who called the protests over health care "reform" a "sucker punch". According to Jake Tapper of ABC News, the DNC has even begun to refer to these people as "irrational birthers who want to destroy President Obama." The DNC even insinuated that these protests were staged by "desperate Republicans and their well funded allies who are organizing angry mobs--just like they did during the election."

Give me a break.

What's really eating the Socialists is that, unlike ACORN and their little show at the AIG executives' homes, is no one has been paid to demonstrate, it's geniune anger at the general policies of this failed administration. Just like no one pays me for this blog, (Not that I wouldn't be opposed to it, mind you.) no one has paid anyone to attend a tea party. (Which oddly enough, quite a few Democrats attend.) You see, when the Federal Government hatches a scheme that tries to bump off Grandma so an illegal alien can live, people get annoyed and want a piece of  the plotters. You don't need to get paid to protest garbage like that.

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How About Cash For Brains, Instead ?

I am a sinner. I have gone against my vow of being so right wing that I'd cut off my left hand to make a point. I actually "gulp" allowed Rachel Maddow (I like to call her MadCow) on to my flat screen. Yes, folks, I was one of 10 people in all of America who actually tuned into MSNBC. (Or, as Mark Levin calls it, MSLSD)

In any event, MadCow was moaning about the evil conservatives who were trying to put a halt to this "Cash for Clunkers" communist program. "Why?" MadCow complained."Because people like it ? Because it's working ?" I was speechless. (Something I wish Obama was, but not really the point, here.)

Well, Rach,. Let me explain so even you and your fellow bovines could understand.

Reason #1: Cash For Clunkers is transferring wealth from one party to another. (Our Premier calls that spreading the wealth.) For example: A working slob (Just for fun, let's call him Tony) in 2005 saved his pennies and bought a 2005 Ford Focus which is ineligible for the Clunker Scam. Now Tony still has to pay taxes and gets nothing, meanwhile someone who didn't work as hard as Tony did in 2005 simply shows up and is handed $4500 towards a new car. Is that fair to Tony or his darling wife Elizabeth ? I can assure you they don't find that fair at all.

Reason #2: Since the "Stimulus" package has failed and Americans are losing jobs at astronomical rates, what happens when unemployment gets worse and the buyers can't make their car payments ? ( TARP II: The Stupidity Continues) I know liberals like you don't like things like facts getting in the way, but think about it, MadCow. 1.8 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR JOBS SINCE THE STIMULUS SHAM WAS HATCHED BY LIBERALS LIKE YOU. THAT TREND DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S EASING ANYTIME SOON.

Reason #3: Not only will the buyers be saddled with car payments, but also higher taxes to pay for this and other reckless, insane spending. (Like, let's say the health care plan you and your fellow socialists champion.) Thus, this is actually TAKING money out of the economy because the grand majority of those who were hoodwinked by the Cash for Clunkers owned their cars outright and had no car payment. That's just money that could have gone for other goods and services.

Reason #4: Cash for Clunkers is just a hit of heroin for the car manufacturers. It feels good, but it won't last forever. The manufacturers will be wandering around begging their pusher, Uncle Sam, for another hit. A small boom in sales won't solve the problems that the Federal Government and their Union accomplices have created.

To sum it up, no,MadCow, Cash for Clunkers isn't working. Nor is it popular. (54% of Americans oppose more spending on this, according to Rasmussen.)



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A Birthday Wish For Our Presidente

We here at Absolutely Nobama want to show that despite our "extremist" views, we're people first. After all, if it wasn't for The Socialist Rock Star That Only 48% Of America approves of, there would be be no Absolutely Nobama, much to the detriment of society.

Deep breaths, everybody! Sir, yes you, old guy with the oxygen! Might as well detach it since soon you won't be allowed to have it anymore!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
YOUR ADMINISTRATION'S A ZOO,
NANCY PELOSI'S A COMMIE,
HARRY REID IS ONE, TOO!

HOW MANY JOBS ARE LOST NOW ?
RACHEL MADDOW'S A COW!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FAILED MESSIAH!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Thank you! I'm here all week!

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Helpful Hints For Congress

Congress: Are you tired of being berated and mobbed at town hall meetings ? Have you developed a fear of pitchforks and torches ? Have your interactions with the commoners not gone your way ? Are you afraid of becoming the next "YouTube" laughingstock ? Well, we here at Absolutely Nobama have some helpful hints for you!
 
Personal conduct:
 
Sleeping with your own spouse (ok!)
Exempting yourself from unpleasant laws, like health care reform (not ok!)
"Forgetting" to pay your taxes while raisng taxes on others (not ok!)
Calling small town police officers stupid (not ok!)
 
Legislative Conduct:
 
Enacting Health Care "reforms" that some in the media have called "creeping euthanasia" (not ok!)
Raising taxes in the middle of a recession (not ok and pretty darn stupid, at that!)
Enacting energy taxes that will only benefit Al Gore and GE (not ok!)
Actually reading bills before they are passed (ok!)
Representing constituents and not lobbyists (ok!)
Handing 900 million dollars to Hamas (not ok!)
9000 earmarks in one bill (not ok!)
Acting shocked at AIG bonuses when it was your amendment that forked over the cash in the first place (not ok!)
Appointing far left bigots for the Supreme Court (not ok!)
Actually confirming far left bigots for the Supreme Court (not ok!)
 
Use of Tax Dollars:
 
198 million dollars for Filipino WWII vets to stimulate the economy (not ok!)
24,000 dollar date nights (not ok!)
300,000 dollar pictures of  Airforce One that were never released (not ok!)
200,000 dollars for tattoo removal clinics (not ok!)
2 billion dollars for "Cash for Clunkers" that will only create more undue debt (not ok!)
Letting Americans keep their own money (Encouraged!)
 
Foreign Policy:
 
Supporting freedom fighters against a radical Islamic regime (ok!)
Insulting America and Americans over seas (not ok, pretty crappy if you ask me!)
Trying to have a Latin American communist dictator reinstalled (not ok!)
Negotiating with terror groups (not ok!)
Sending terrorists to Bermuda  to live the good life (not ok, pretty damn insulting during a recession!)
Threatening Israel (not ok!)
Bowing to third world monarchs or acceptinng books from petty tyrants (not ok!)
 
I hope this little list helps!
 
 
 
 

 

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Townhalls Gone Mad

 m"There is no point in meeting with my constituents and listen to them and have them listen to you if what is basically an unruly mob prevents you from having an intelligent conversation."-- Tim Bishop (D-NY), faceless liberal congressman

Unruly mob ? Now why on Earth would they be angry ?

Maybe, and I could be spitballing here, if Congress wasn't destroying the health care system, running up absurd deficit numbers, telling us what light bulbs to use, cutting defense spending in the middle of a war, handing over taxpayer money to CEOs, taking over car companies, taking over the banking system, screwing investors, and finally, not even bothering to read the bills they pass, just maybe there wouldn't be angry mobs screaming at them.

Let me tell you something, Bishop. I'll even type it in all caps so you can understand what I'm saying. YOU WORK FOR US, YOU MISERABLE LITTLE TWIT. WE DON'T HAND YOU YOUR 165,000 DOLLAR SALARY SO YOU CAN JUST SHOVE A KNIFE IN OUR BACK. WE AS AMERICANS DESERVE WAY BETTER THAN THIS.WE EXPECT YOU, AS AN ELECTED OFFICIAL, TO BE CARETAKER OF OUR LIBERTY, NOT A DESTROYER OF IT. YOU HAVE A MORAL OBLIGATION TO DEFEND YOUR CONSTITUENTS AND DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY.

Can you honestly look yourself in the mirror and say you're doing what's right for your constituents, Mr. Bishop ? I honestly doubt it.

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