Posted by
Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, August 01, 2009 3:16:51 PM
Congress: Are you tired of being berated and mobbed at town hall meetings ? Have you developed a fear of pitchforks and torches ? Have your interactions with the commoners not gone your way ? Are you afraid of becoming the next "YouTube" laughingstock ? Well, we here at Absolutely Nobama have some helpful hints for you!
Personal conduct:
Sleeping with your own spouse (ok!)
Exempting yourself from unpleasant laws, like health care reform (not ok!)
"Forgetting" to pay your taxes while raisng taxes on others (not ok!)
Calling small town police officers stupid (not ok!)
Legislative Conduct:
Enacting Health Care "reforms" that some in the media have called "creeping euthanasia" (not ok!)
Raising taxes in the middle of a recession (not ok and pretty darn stupid, at that!)
Enacting energy taxes that will only benefit Al Gore and GE (not ok!)
Actually reading bills before they are passed (ok!)
Representing constituents and not lobbyists (ok!)
Handing 900 million dollars to Hamas (not ok!)
9000 earmarks in one bill (not ok!)
Acting shocked at AIG bonuses when it was your amendment that forked over the cash in the first place (not ok!)
Appointing far left bigots for the Supreme Court (not ok!)
Actually confirming far left bigots for the Supreme Court (not ok!)
Use of Tax Dollars:
198 million dollars for Filipino WWII vets to stimulate the economy (not ok!)
24,000 dollar date nights (not ok!)
300,000 dollar pictures of Airforce One that were never released (not ok!)
200,000 dollars for tattoo removal clinics (not ok!)
2 billion dollars for "Cash for Clunkers" that will only create more undue debt (not ok!)
Letting Americans keep their own money (Encouraged!)
Foreign Policy:
Supporting freedom fighters against a radical Islamic regime (ok!)
Insulting America and Americans over seas (not ok, pretty crappy if you ask me!)
Trying to have a Latin American communist dictator reinstalled (not ok!)
Negotiating with terror groups (not ok!)
Sending terrorists to Bermuda to live the good life (not ok, pretty damn insulting during a recession!)
Threatening Israel (not ok!)
Bowing to third world monarchs or acceptinng books from petty tyrants (not ok!)
I hope this little list helps!