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What Would You Do, Smarty Pants ?

Recently, a jobless Obama drone asked me this question: "All of you Conservatives do is whine ! What would you do if you were in Washington ?" Briefly, I was impressed at this show of near mammal intelligence. "Well, I'd cut--" "No! No! Can't mention taxes or healthcare!" the drone cried. Now that's interesting, I thought. What would I do ?
Here's my answers :
 
If I were President, I'd get rid of the Department of Energy which creates no energy. I'd give the death penalty to the Department of Education that doesn't teach children, say adios to the EPA since each state has its own environmental agencies. When I submit my budget to Congress, I simply wouldn't fund any of the agencies. If the left started its hysterics, I would threaten to veto any bill that hit my desk until my budget was passed. If that didn't penetrate their thick skulls, I'd inform the left that I was more than willing to let the federal government grind to a halt until I got my way. I would actually add a czar--The Kill Useless Departments and Waste Czar. Bottom line, I would have the states fend for themselves and let states handle things on a local level the way the Founders intended.
 
If I were President, my next act would be to dissolve the relationship between the United States and the UN. Clearly, the UN is a complete and total failure and is eating away at the sovereign power of the United States. Our allies wouldn't change and neither would our relationships with our trading partners. I would be more than happy to plunge a wooden stake in the heart of that socialist beast.
 
If I were The House Speaker, I'd introduce a law that says any Representive under indictment or under any ethics investigation cannot participate in any votes, must step down from any chairmanships they have, and be barred from their offices in the Capitol until they're cleared of any wrong doing. If they're found innocent, they can have chairmanships back. (Really, what are the odds of any of them being found innocent ?) I'd also have introduce a law that while serving in the US Congress, if found guilty of any crime, the sentence or fine would automatically be double. The point is, if you make laws, you should have to live by them. (Crazy thought, I know.)
 
If I were a Supreme Court Justice, I'd vote overturn Roe V. Wade. (Let's not get into the whole thing. I'm pro life and I will not apologize for it.) I'd also begin each of my written opinions with the following words: "According to the Constitution"
 
If I were a lobbyist, I'd become really, really rich. Just kidding. I can't become a lobbyist because I still have a soul.
 

 
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I Have The Solution To All Of America's Problems

I have the solution to the health care mess. I have the solution to the now 10.2% unemployment problem. I have a plan to fix the auto manufacturers' problems. I can fix our nightmare deficit problem. I can even end poverty, if you want. I can do it with one word:
 
Capitalism.
 
We're not talking about Obama's lollipops and unicorns eco-captitalism, with everyone driving those crappy Smart cars. No, I'm talking about rolling up your sleeves, reading the Wall Street Journal on the train to work capitalism. I'm talking about putting your tools on your truck while smoking a Marlboro capitalism. I'm talking about the kind of capitalism that actually lets someone save a little jingle and pack up the wife and the 2.4 kids and head to the Grand Canyon or see the Alamo kind of capitalism.
 
What Obama and his Merry Band of Socialists in DC fail to understand is capitalism is the engine of this country. Did Alexander Graham Bell have an UNELECTED manufacturing czar tell him how to make the first phone ? No. Did Thomas Edison have a crazed communist UNELECTED green jobs czar shrieking at him until he invented the light bulb ? Negative. Did some half cocked Stimulus plan create Microsoft ? Nope. It was the magical lure of fame and fortune that drove these folks. Were there bumps on the road ? Sure. Do ideas and enterprises fail ? Absolutely! No one ever said life was fair.
 
 Entrepreneurs, while they chase the American Dream, come to a realization that they can't do it all themselves. They need help. They interview prospective employees. They make a decision and hire the best possible applicant. (Hey, look! I just solved unemployment!) Now, if this newly hired employee works out and does an excellent job, the entrepreneur will realize that the competition may want the employee's services, so the entrepreneur offers the employee perks, like say, a great health care plan, (Uh-oh! Health care problem solved!) or more money to stick around. (Poverty ? Solved!) As the entrepreneur becomes more and more sucessful, this process is repeated thousands of times. (Wow! I just turned poverty into prosperity! Maybe I'm the American Messiah, not you-know- who!) Note how the words "federal government" do not appear in the above story.
 
Now, of course, the entrepreneur needs paved roads and protection from foreign enemies to succeed, so he pays a REASONABLE tax to the government, who in turn stays out of his way and lets him succeed. Naturally, the governement, after many years of failed and useless social programs and entitlements, is in deficit hell. But since the above story was repeated hundreds of thousands of times all over the country, entrepreneurs and their employees pay REASONABLE taxes and the deficit slowly goes away. (Deficit solved!) To ensure the REASONABLE taxes stay REASONABLE, the entrepreneurs and their employees use common sense while selecting memebers of the government. Then with all the country's problems solved, they all lived happily ever after.
 
Really, it's that simple. I promise.
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Liberalism: A Danger To Everyone

Our country is in danger.
 
It is something worse than Nancy Pelosi's death panels. Worse than Barack Obama's destruction of our economy. Worse than Al Gore's climate change scam. Worse than Lindsey Graham's let 'em all in strategy in dealing with illegal immigration.
 
Political correctness is a clear and present danger to the security of the United States. Look at the carnage at Fort Hood if you need any further proof.
 
Since the 60's, political correctness has grown like a cancer in our country. One can not make any Conservative statement without being branded a bigot. Against gay marriage ? You're a homophobe. Against illegal immigrants coming across the border and letting them soak up as many benefits as they can ? You're a bigot. Deny Obama's divinity ? You're a racist and probably a rightwing extremist. The stupidity never ends.
 
What does that have to do with the murdering traitor Nidal Hasan, a disgrace to the US Army ?
 
Political correctness is almost as responsible as Hasan for his one man jihad.
 
Retired Colonel Terry Lee, who served with Hasan, recently revealed to FOX News that Hasan was very hostile to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and made many treasonous statements, even claiming Muslims all over the world should stand up to the "aggressors". "Lock it up, major." was Lee's only reply to this verbal treason. Why was that ? Why didn't Lee and others report this very odd behavior to military police, civillian authorities, or at least his own commanding officer ?
 
I'm not a mind reader, so I can only speculate. Colonel Lee probably didn't want to be called a racist. Lee did not want to be recommended for sensitivity training and be made to feel he's in the wrong. If this is the case, I can't blame Lee. That sort of nonsense could have real detrimental effect on an officer's career and there's no possible way he could have known something like this mindless slaughter could be a result. Political correctness is so inbred into our culture that it's becoming hard for some to use common sense.
 
To illustrate that point, all one has to do is look at the coverage this tragedy has received from the leftist media. Other than FOX, most of the state-controlled media attempted, in a round about way, to blame Hasan's fellow solidiers for this tragedy. The media couldn't wait to blame this on racism by Hasan's fellow solidiers. (Hasan was a major, not some hapless private. A major is two steps away from becoming a general, so it's not clear who could have picked on him. Sounds like a bunch of psychobabble, doesn't it ?) Most in the media have ignored the inspiration for the attack--radical Islam. Yes, the Fort Hood killing spree was an act of terror.
 
We, as Americans, have to be more vigilant. Does that mean we rat on our neighbors for every little comment ? No, that only happens in Obama's Socialist Utopia. When you see something, tell someone. Use a little common sense. I promise it won't hurt. What ever you do, don't become a PC lemming like the lackwit who wrote this in today's Miami Herald's letters to the editor:

On 9/11 we were attacked by cowardly enemies who hate everything our nation stands for. They hate our freedom, our innovative spirit, and our good will. They label us imperialists who wish only to attack Islam and Muslim nations. What is our answer as a nation ? We take 7.5 tons of steel from Ground Zero and use our innovative spirit to meld debris taken from the ashes of destruction into a new warship. [The USS New York]
Imagine the message if we used the steel to forge a new school, a center for religious tolerance or, dare I say a mosque in New York. Imagine the cognitive dissonance it would create in the minds of those who hate us if we had built a mosque with the very steel from a building destroyed by those who think we as a nation hate Islam.

See ? Political correctness is a cancer. Apparently, it causes brain damage.
 
 
 
PS-- The USS New York is a beautiful ship, but I would have rather seen the steel used to build hydrogen bombs with the words "Good Bye Ayatollah" and "See you in hell, Kim Jong Il" painted on them. Unfortunately, no one asked me for my opinion.
 
 
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