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"Yeah, But..."

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Monday, November 09, 2009 1:09:28 AM
Is it me or all of Chairman Obama's drones unable to come up with a reasonable defense of their leader's failures ? Every time a Conservative brings up a valid point, they bring up the "yeah, but..." defense. For example:
 
Conservative: Obama's stimulus plan has failed. Unemployment is at 10.2%, the highest since 1983.
Drone: Yeah, but at least he's trying to do something. Bush never did anything. Gotta go collect my unemployment check. Later, dude.
 
Really, folks, is this what it's come to ? Do we really have to sit back and accept this below average perfomance from our government ?
Is Barack Obama's only accomplishment is that he's not George Bush ? Exactly what has been done to fix any of our country's problems ?
 
I'm doing my best not to be partisan here, so I'll come right out and say it: George Bush did a masterful job defending our country and taming the rogue dictators that Obama is attempting to cozy up to. I'll give him that. Did he ruffle a few feathers in Europe ? Sure, but Europe owes the US a debt of gratitude it could never, ever repay, so who cares ? Bush also did many questionable and downright incompetent things, too, like cutting taxes and not cutting spending. There was also his amnesty for illegals attempt and the utterly un-Constitutional No Child Left Behind nonsense. There were many things I admire Bush for and many things I criticize him for. I'd even be hard pressed to call Bush a Conservative, seeing how much government grew under his watch. Many Conservatives feel the same way. The main difference between the left and the right is we never use the "yeah, but..." defense. When our Conservative leaders fail, we are are usually the first sharks in the water, attracted to the scent of yet another government failure. (Just like Laura Ingraham was all over Bush's immigration fiasco, or Sean Hannity railing against Medicare Part D.)
 
Notice how the left never, ever does this with Chairman Obama. Sure, Cindy Sheehan meekly protested Obama during his 35 thousand dollar per week vacation at Martha's Vineyard, but the leftist press didn't even give her the time of day. She, like Iraq, was yesterday's news. The reason: Obama, like many other banana republic leaders, has a carefully cultivated cult of personality, which in a republic like ours can have devastating consequences.
 
Like yesterday's health care debacle in the House of Representatives and the Democrats' "yeah..but" mentality.
 
Imagine all the "yeah, but..." defenses you'll get with Soviet style health care. "The death panel said my mother can't have a hip replacement!" "Yeah...but now everyone has health insurance!" "I have to give up my private insurance because I can't afford the insurance and these hiked up taxes." "Yeah...but everyone has to have health insurance!" "I was laid off because my employer can't afford all these new taxes." "Yeah...but Obama got us health care!"
 
Really, America, don't we deserve better than "yeah...but" ? Does the country that Washington fought for deserve a "yeah...but" government ? Is this what Lincoln fought the Civil War for ? The "yeah...but" mentality ? Is this what thousands of US Marines died for on countless Pacific islands ? So we could accept the "yeah...but" excuse ? Is this drivel what eighteen year olds died for in Vietnam ?  Iraq ? Afghanistan ? So we could have a government that can only be defended with the words "yeah...but" ?
 
We deserve better. We really do.
 
 
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What Would You Do, Smarty Pants ?

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, November 07, 2009 7:48:22 PM
Recently, a jobless Obama drone asked me this question: "All of you Conservatives do is whine ! What would you do if you were in Washington ?" Briefly, I was impressed at this show of near mammal intelligence. "Well, I'd cut--" "No! No! Can't mention taxes or healthcare!" the drone cried. Now that's interesting, I thought. What would I do ?
Here's my answers :
 
If I were President, I'd get rid of the Department of Energy which creates no energy. I'd give the death penalty to the Department of Education that doesn't teach children, say adios to the EPA since each state has its own environmental agencies. When I submit my budget to Congress, I simply wouldn't fund any of the agencies. If the left started its hysterics, I would threaten to veto any bill that hit my desk until my budget was passed. If that didn't penetrate their thick skulls, I'd inform the left that I was more than willing to let the federal government grind to a halt until I got my way. I would actually add a czar--The Kill Useless Departments and Waste Czar. Bottom line, I would have the states fend for themselves and let states handle things on a local level the way the Founders intended.
 
If I were President, my next act would be to dissolve the relationship between the United States and the UN. Clearly, the UN is a complete and total failure and is eating away at the sovereign power of the United States. Our allies wouldn't change and neither would our relationships with our trading partners. I would be more than happy to plunge a wooden stake in the heart of that socialist beast.
 
If I were The House Speaker, I'd introduce a law that says any Representive under indictment or under any ethics investigation cannot participate in any votes, must step down from any chairmanships they have, and be barred from their offices in the Capitol until they're cleared of any wrong doing. If they're found innocent, they can have chairmanships back. (Really, what are the odds of any of them being found innocent ?) I'd also have introduce a law that while serving in the US Congress, if found guilty of any crime, the sentence or fine would automatically be double. The point is, if you make laws, you should have to live by them. (Crazy thought, I know.)
 
If I were a Supreme Court Justice, I'd vote overturn Roe V. Wade. (Let's not get into the whole thing. I'm pro life and I will not apologize for it.) I'd also begin each of my written opinions with the following words: "According to the Constitution"
 
If I were a lobbyist, I'd become really, really rich. Just kidding. I can't become a lobbyist because I still have a soul.
 

 
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I Have The Solution To All Of America's Problems

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, November 07, 2009 5:14:50 PM
I have the solution to the health care mess. I have the solution to the now 10.2% unemployment problem. I have a plan to fix the auto manufacturers' problems. I can fix our nightmare deficit problem. I can even end poverty, if you want. I can do it with one word:
 
Capitalism.
 
We're not talking about Obama's lollipops and unicorns eco-captitalism, with everyone driving those crappy Smart cars. No, I'm talking about rolling up your sleeves, reading the Wall Street Journal on the train to work capitalism. I'm talking about putting your tools on your truck while smoking a Marlboro capitalism. I'm talking about the kind of capitalism that actually lets someone save a little jingle and pack up the wife and the 2.4 kids and head to the Grand Canyon or see the Alamo kind of capitalism.
 
What Obama and his Merry Band of Socialists in DC fail to understand is capitalism is the engine of this country. Did Alexander Graham Bell have an UNELECTED manufacturing czar tell him how to make the first phone ? No. Did Thomas Edison have a crazed communist UNELECTED green jobs czar shrieking at him until he invented the light bulb ? Negative. Did some half cocked Stimulus plan create Microsoft ? Nope. It was the magical lure of fame and fortune that drove these folks. Were there bumps on the road ? Sure. Do ideas and enterprises fail ? Absolutely! No one ever said life was fair.
 
 Entrepreneurs, while they chase the American Dream, come to a realization that they can't do it all themselves. They need help. They interview prospective employees. They make a decision and hire the best possible applicant. (Hey, look! I just solved unemployment!) Now, if this newly hired employee works out and does an excellent job, the entrepreneur will realize that the competition may want the employee's services, so the entrepreneur offers the employee perks, like say, a great health care plan, (Uh-oh! Health care problem solved!) or more money to stick around. (Poverty ? Solved!) As the entrepreneur becomes more and more sucessful, this process is repeated thousands of times. (Wow! I just turned poverty into prosperity! Maybe I'm the American Messiah, not you-know- who!) Note how the words "federal government" do not appear in the above story.
 
Now, of course, the entrepreneur needs paved roads and protection from foreign enemies to succeed, so he pays a REASONABLE tax to the government, who in turn stays out of his way and lets him succeed. Naturally, the governement, after many years of failed and useless social programs and entitlements, is in deficit hell. But since the above story was repeated hundreds of thousands of times all over the country, entrepreneurs and their employees pay REASONABLE taxes and the deficit slowly goes away. (Deficit solved!) To ensure the REASONABLE taxes stay REASONABLE, the entrepreneurs and their employees use common sense while selecting memebers of the government. Then with all the country's problems solved, they all lived happily ever after.
 
Really, it's that simple. I promise.
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Liberalism: A Danger To Everyone

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Friday, November 06, 2009 11:24:53 PM
Our country is in danger.
 
It is something worse than Nancy Pelosi's death panels. Worse than Barack Obama's destruction of our economy. Worse than Al Gore's climate change scam. Worse than Lindsey Graham's let 'em all in strategy in dealing with illegal immigration.
 
Political correctness is a clear and present danger to the security of the United States. Look at the carnage at Fort Hood if you need any further proof.
 
Since the 60's, political correctness has grown like a cancer in our country. One can not make any Conservative statement without being branded a bigot. Against gay marriage ? You're a homophobe. Against illegal immigrants coming across the border and letting them soak up as many benefits as they can ? You're a bigot. Deny Obama's divinity ? You're a racist and probably a rightwing extremist. The stupidity never ends.
 
What does that have to do with the murdering traitor Nidal Hasan, a disgrace to the US Army ?
 
Political correctness is almost as responsible as Hasan for his one man jihad.
 
Retired Colonel Terry Lee, who served with Hasan, recently revealed to FOX News that Hasan was very hostile to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and made many treasonous statements, even claiming Muslims all over the world should stand up to the "aggressors". "Lock it up, major." was Lee's only reply to this verbal treason. Why was that ? Why didn't Lee and others report this very odd behavior to military police, civillian authorities, or at least his own commanding officer ?
 
I'm not a mind reader, so I can only speculate. Colonel Lee probably didn't want to be called a racist. Lee did not want to be recommended for sensitivity training and be made to feel he's in the wrong. If this is the case, I can't blame Lee. That sort of nonsense could have real detrimental effect on an officer's career and there's no possible way he could have known something like this mindless slaughter could be a result. Political correctness is so inbred into our culture that it's becoming hard for some to use common sense.
 
To illustrate that point, all one has to do is look at the coverage this tragedy has received from the leftist media. Other than FOX, most of the state-controlled media attempted, in a round about way, to blame Hasan's fellow solidiers for this tragedy. The media couldn't wait to blame this on racism by Hasan's fellow solidiers. (Hasan was a major, not some hapless private. A major is two steps away from becoming a general, so it's not clear who could have picked on him. Sounds like a bunch of psychobabble, doesn't it ?) Most in the media have ignored the inspiration for the attack--radical Islam. Yes, the Fort Hood killing spree was an act of terror.
 
We, as Americans, have to be more vigilant. Does that mean we rat on our neighbors for every little comment ? No, that only happens in Obama's Socialist Utopia. When you see something, tell someone. Use a little common sense. I promise it won't hurt. What ever you do, don't become a PC lemming like the lackwit who wrote this in today's Miami Herald's letters to the editor:
On 9/11 we were attacked by cowardly enemies who hate everything our nation stands for. They hate our freedom, our innovative spirit, and our good will. They label us imperialists who wish only to attack Islam and Muslim nations. What is our answer as a nation ? We take 7.5 tons of steel from Ground Zero and use our innovative spirit to meld debris taken from the ashes of destruction into a new warship. [The USS New York]
Imagine the message if we used the steel to forge a new school, a center for religious tolerance or, dare I say a mosque in New York. Imagine the cognitive dissonance it would create in the minds of those who hate us if we had built a mosque with the very steel from a building destroyed by those who think we as a nation hate Islam.
See ? Political correctness is a cancer. Apparently, it causes brain damage.
 
 
 
PS-- The USS New York is a beautiful ship, but I would have rather seen the steel used to build hydrogen bombs with the words "Good Bye Ayatollah" and "See you in hell, Kim Jong Il" painted on them. Unfortunately, no one asked me for my opinion.
 
 
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Let's Not Get Cocky

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Thursday, November 05, 2009 11:35:07 PM
This week, Conservatism took it to the Socialist Democrats, bouncing Jon Corzine from the Governor's Mansion in New Jersey and Creigh Deeds was turned into a laughing stock in Virginia. All is well, right ?
 
Nope. There is still work to do.
 
While Cristie and McDonnell ran fantastic campaigns, we as Conservatives have to keep our eyes trained on the Republican Party before they screw it all up again. We can't allow another Scazzofava mishap that was perpetrated in New York 23. Dede Scazzofava, if you'll recall, wasn't to the right of anyone. This loon made Fidel Castro look like Rush Limbaugh. Then, in a momment of sheer stupidity, Newt Gingrich endorsed Scuzzo-fava, for the sake of party "unity". When Scuzzo-fava was outed as a Socialist by Glenn Beck and Fox News, her campaign whithered, after wasting 900k from the RNC's coffers that should have gone to Doug Hoffman's campaign, Scuzzo-fava endorsed the Pelosi drone Bill Owens and the seat was lost. It was almost as if Gingrich and the RNC was thumbing its nose at the Tea Party Movement.
 
Not wise, Newt. You should have known better than to endorse someone ACORN and The Working Families party endorsed. Where were you, Michael Steele ? Don't you think you should have stepped in ?
 
Make no mistake about it. We in the Tea Party movement are still angry at the Republican party. We want Conservatives running our country. We have lost our patience with the John McCains, Lindsey Grahams, and Charlie Crists of the world. We don't give a rat's rear end about big tents, we want our country back. The days of voting for somebody with -R at the end of their name and hoping for the best are over. The Tea Party Movement is not an outgrowth of the Republican party, but a reaction to the party's many failures the last nine years. I won't speak for the others, but I'd vote for a Conservative Democrat long before I'd vote for a Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, John McCain, and definitely before Lindsay Graham. (That goes triple for you, Charlie Crist! I still remember you acting like an Obama groupie begging for Stimulus money!)
 
Here's a little reminder list for the RNC so they don't screw up 2010:
 
We want smaller government.
We want far lower taxes.
We want pro-life candidates.
We oppose gay marriage.
We oppose Obamacare. (If it passes by some fluke, we want candidates who will work to repeal it.)
We oppose Cap and Trade.
We don't believe in hate crime legislation.
We oppose gun control laws.
We value free speech.
We do not want any part of Obama's agenda.
We want to fight the War on Terror to win it.
 
Any questions ?
 
 
 
 
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Gotta Love That Nanny State Mentality

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Thursday, October 22, 2009 12:15:55 AM

Check out what I found in the Miami Socialist--I mean Miami Herald (Sorry, I get them confused sometimes.) on October 20th.

This is a letter to the editor that should get Conservatives and all of us fun-loving Libertarians in quite a tizzy during a slow news week.
 
 
Nuisance Laws
 
We are small business owners in Miami Dade County. A few months ago an officer stopped my husband Manny, on US 1 because he did not have a sign on the side of his truck. My husband showed him his business license, his business insurance liability, and his motor vehicle registration. My husband explained that he did not like to put signs on his truck advertising his business because he is frequently followed home--and we have been robbed. The officer cited him anyway. My husband hired a lawyer and went to court. We had to pay court costs, the fine, and the lawyer. These laws make it very difficult for law abiding citizens to do business. Manny ordered the signs and before arriving home he stops and stores the signs in his van. Who do these laws protect ?
 
                                                                                                                                      [Name Withheld]
I know someone whining over a traffic ticket isn't big news. That's not the point of the column. What is the point is the nanny statism that we are all living under that only stands to get worse, especially with Obama Hood and his Merry Band of Socialists in Congress.
 
Let's look at El Presidente's comments on how "no one should go broke over medical expenses". Does this man honestly believe he can legislate against bad fortune ? Should no one have any bad fortune whatsoever ? Maybe he could have another magical program that would help those whose car broke down. After all, no one should go broke because their head gasket blew. Maybe those of us who lost money in the stock market when it went belly up should get a program, too. After all, no one should go broke when governmental stupidity forces corporations into the red. Give me a break.
 
When the government, whether federal, state, or local comes up with laws to" protect" us, they're chipping away at our freedoms. They take us away from the things that are uniquely human--the freedom to succeed and the freedom to fail. Yes, failure is a freedom. If you can't fail, you can't become better after you pick yourself up off the mat. You stay mediocre and bland, just like Obama's beloved Europe.
 
Yeah, but what does that have to with letter you took from the Miami Herald ?
 
Believe it or not, it has everything to with letter from the Miami Socialist (Herald! I keep getting it confused! Sorry. The 90's were a blur.). Here, Miami Dade County was so worried about "protecting" its citizenry from looking at unsightly work trucks (The only reason a law that stupid could be enacted.) that it put poor Manny through hell. It's a vicious cycle--government tries to protect citizen and it ends up harrassing citizen. Over and over and over.....
 
Wait until you see it on a national scale....
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My Government Scares Me

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, October 17, 2009 5:40:52 PM
Imagine this scenario, if you will.
 
In today's Eye on The Government segment, we look at Republican President Heinrich Von Mueller's controversial czar appointments. We'll first look at "Green Jobs" czar Gregor Von Hollis, who has been quoted as saying "You don't see white hids joining the Crips and The Bloods" and "Minorities have been pumping poisons into the white communities." Von Hollis was also the founder of STORMTROOPER, a radical National Socialist movement. Next, we have Fritz Schactheimer, School Safety Czar, who spoke passionately of the" loving" relationship Ernst Roehm had with his young storm troopers. Schactheimer, a non repentant former drug addict, will also be in charge of keeping drugs out of schools. We'll also explore Johann Schmidt, Science Czar who advocates planetary governance and compulsory abortion. Michael Berg was appointed as Regulatory Czar despite his bizarre views on how the First Amendment should be reformulated. There's Climate Czar Helga Schnell, who has ties to the National Socialist American Worker's Party, and finally White House Communications director Sonia Earhardt who spoke glowingly of Adolf Hitler. Stay tuned for Hardball with Chris Matthews.
 
If the above were true, we wouldn't have a moment's rest. These made-up individuals would be on every news magazine cover and on the front page of every newspaper. In fact, Walter Cronkite would probably return from the grave to start an investigation. And rightfully so, might I add, since these imaginary villians were promoting views that were openly hostile to the American way. The press would take the task on their shoulders to "protect the American people from these vicious rightwingers" (Yes, I am well aware the REAL Nazi party was actually on the political left, but work with me here.)
 
Well, where the hell is anyone other than FOX News on the real czars ? Their views are just as detestable as the imaginary czars in the above example. The dearly departed Van Jones DID start a Marxist group named STORM. Van Jones DID accuse whites of committing genocide against minorites. Kevin Jennings HAS written about how much fun it is to get stoned and watch planes take off and HAS spoken of his admiration of Harry Hay, a communist pedophile who masqueraded as a gay rights activist. John Holdren HAS written in his book Ecoscience about how planetary governance and compulsory abortion. Cass Sunstein HAS written about "reformulating the First Amendment". (Among many other dangerous anti-American sentiments,) Carol Browner DOES have ties to the Socialist party due to her membership in the Commission for a Sustainable World Society. Anita Dunn HAS said that Mao Zedong is one of her favorite philosophers. (Also known as Chairman Mao. Not to be confused with Chairman ObaMao here in the States.) Well MSNBC, where are you ? CNN ? ABC ? NBC ? ABC ? CBS ? Boston Globe ? New York Times (Slimes) ? LA Times ? Miami Herald ? Newsweek ? Time ? Where ,oh where, is the outrage ?
 
 I know where it is. Camped out on George W. Bush's lawn along with Cindy Sheehan.
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Welcome To The Land Of The Lazy

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, October 17, 2009 3:56:50 PM
The following letter appeared this week in Broward County, Florida's very own socialist newspaper, The Sun Sentinel :
 
 
" I have been following your story on the criminals who are taking care of of the children and elderly in our state, and it brought to mind an experience I just had. I HAVE BEEN OUT OF WORK DUE TO A DISABILITY SINCE 2002. I AM ABLE TO GET AROUND A LITTLE, SO I FIGURED I'D VOLUTEER MY TIME AT A LOCAL HOSPITAL. ALTHOUGH I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SPEND MUCH TIME THERE, I FIGURED ANY TIME WOULD BE WELCOMED."
 
The letter then goes on about the unfairness of a background check for hospital volunteers, then it goes into this: "HAVING FILED BANKRUPTCY THREE YEARS AGO DUE TO MY ILLNESS AND INABILITY TO WORK, I KNEW THIS WOULD BE BAD."
[The background check.]
 
Guess what ? This column ain't about background checks for volunteers. It's about social entitlement induced laziness.
 
Huh ? What ?  You homophobe, racist conservatives are all the same! You want to crucify everyone who helps others!
 
This little letter to the editor is a story that's way more important than anything else you would have found in the Sentinel that day. Think of the absurdity of the letter: We have an individual who is capable of working (If you can volunteer you can work.) who is in a financial bind talking about VOLUNTEERING. Never mind this leech wasn't paying his or her bills, this leech is probably drawing a disability check while attempting to volunteer. Isn't this madness ? Isn't the entitlement mentality why this country is heading down the path it is now ?
 
This one stupid letter to the editor reminded me why I'm a conservative in the first place. I am sick and tired of being a slave to others. Yes, I said slave. No, I'm not taking back, No, I'm not a homophobic bigot. I am someone who is sick and tired of funding other people's lives of leisure at what is basically gunpoint. Either I pay my taxes (or become a Democratic legislator or Treasury Secretary.) or my life is ruined. Where is the justice in that ? As someone with a job, I've become a slave to those unwilling to work. I thought the days of serfdom were over.
 
That brings us to one of my main arguments against the health care sham being floated about in Congress. Have you heard about the tax increases in all of the bills ? They're absurd. My question is: Why ? Why am I indebted to those who were too lazy to work and buy their own insurance ? Why is it my problem ? Want insurance ? Get a job! Don't make enough money to afford it ? Get a part time job! Leave me alone, already. I don't have anything more to give. My problems are my problems, your problems are your problems.
 
You see ? You're selfish! Oh yeah, you're a homophobe and a racist.
 
No. I'm one of the last Rugged Individualists left in America. And you know what ? I'm damn proud of it. Keep the change, Chairman Obama.
 
 
 
 
 
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Rammed!

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Friday, October 16, 2009 11:21:28 PM
This week's big story was Rush Limbaugh getting booted by the consortium attempting to buy the St. Louis Rams, right ?

No. The big story is how clueless the NFL has become thanks to the political correctness that is running amok in our culture.

For all its vaunted business acumen, the NFL has forgotten one thing: The great majority of  NFL fans are conservatives! That's right! Most of the "Bible and gun" gang the left despises so much make up the bulk of the NFL's fan base, regardless of what Roger Goodell would have you believe. We're the ones sitting in sub zero temperatures without shirts on, hoping our favorite millionaires beat the other millionaires.

You know what ? If the NFL rejects Rush, then they're rejecting me, too.

I share just about every view Rush has. He didn't forge my views, he just says them for me to a much larger audience. (For now. My multimedia empire is growing....) Sure, he's said some controversial things, but who in the public limelight hasn't ? (Take our Dear Leader, Chairman Obama, for instance. You just gotta love him throwing his own grandmother under bus and calling her a "typical white person.")

In particular, there's the Donavan McNabb flack from Rush's time on ESPN when Rush claimed that the press was rooting for a black quarterback. Well, he was right. Anyone who's watched the NFL knows that's true. Take Doug Williams when he beat the Broncos in the '87 SuperBowl. The press couldn't get over the fact that a black quarterback had led a team to the BigDance. The media might as well have worn Redskins jerseys to all the press conferences. The 2007 SuperBowl hype was even worse with two black head coaches, Tony Dungy of the Colts and Lovie Smith of the Bears going head to head. The sad thing about the '87 and '07 SuperBowls was this: The absolute brilliance of Doug Williams, Tony Dungy, and Lovie Smith was lost in the media's leftist approach to whole racial matter. The press was so busy talking about the history being made, they forgot about the history being made on the field. (Williams destroyed the Broncos and Tony Dungy coached a great game against Smith's monster defense.)

Another thing that bothers me is this: How on earth can the NFL take the high moral ground on anything ? You have Michael Vick with more dog kills than touchdown passes, you have Plaxico Burress walking the yellow line instead of running routes, you have Ricky Williams smoking grass instead of running on it, you have PacMan Jones with more time in jail than on a roster, well, you get the idea. These guys make Caligula look like a wall flower.

Thank you, liberals. Destroying my country just wasn't enough, was it ?





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CBS: Communist Broadcasting System

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Sunday, October 11, 2009 5:43:28 PM
"People can't go around without health insurance. This is America."

"45 million people don't have health insurance."

"Homophobic corporate monster."

I'll bet you all the Hummers being built in China that you'd never be able figure out who screeched these leftist lines. Princess Nancy, Ruler of the People's Republic of Pelosi ? Keith Olbermann ? Socialist of The Year Award Winner Barack Obama ?

Nope.

These are lines spoken by Wanda Sykes and Julia Louis Dreyfuss and CBS' bland sitcom The New Adventures of Old Christine. In this episode, Christine finds out she has a suspicious mole on her breast, tries to go to the doctor, but won't be seen because her insurance was canceled. In supposed desperation, Christine goes to the emergency room where she meets a woman who gave birth in the waiting room, a nurse who refuses to help because she has no insurance, and as the coup de grace, is thrown out of the hospital for not having insurance.

Well, we know where CBS' management stands, don't we ? CSI had an episode where a dying man loses his COBRA insurance and goes on a killing rampage. (Also on CBS.)  Do the leftists in the entertainment industry have any shame ? Apparently not. Just like the "mainstream" news, they've poisoned entertainment, too. NBC pulled its own stunt last year by having a Sunday Night Football game's studios dark for the half time show, to show how "green" they are. (As a side benefit, no one had to see Olbermann , so it wasn't so bad.)

Here's the funny part: CBS and NBC are losing viewers almost as fast as the national debt is growing. We are winning the culture war folks....
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Kevin Jennings: A WMD In Education

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Sunday, October 11, 2009 1:17:59 PM
Kevin Jennings, our UNELECTED school safety czar, is an icon.

He's an icon for what's wrong with the American education system.

Kevin Jennings is a classic example of the horrible mix of politics and what passes for an education in the US. Instead of teaching important subjects, like the Constitution, we have Educrats like Jennings pushing a leftist agenda. At this rate, the only thing high school graduates are going to be qualified to do is protest in San Francisco and parrot Al Gore. Is this really what we need to keep pumping money into ? Honestly, what's more important: A high school grad who can do simple math in his head or a high school grad who can quote verbatim the nonsensical ramblings of a communist pedophile like Harry Hay or the nonscientific ramblings of the failure known as Al Gore ?

Now, don't get me wrong. I believe it's important to teach tolerance to children. I also believe it's important to teach children to turn off lights when they're not in a room and not to litter. I know a group of people who could teach that to the kids way better than any egg-headed leftist from the Department of Education could ever do: Here in America, we call them parents.

If my son or my daughter ever said a derogatory remark about ANY social group in front of me, someone won't be yakking on their cell phone or playing XBOX 360 for a long, long time. (Although, making fun of liberals is A-Ok.) Leaving the lights on for no reason is also the Eighth Deadly sin, just like being a jerk and littering. (When the kids get cute and attempt to get on my good side and remind me that we live in a democracy, I remind them that democracy for them begins when they go out the front door. At my house, it's the People's Republic of Dadistan and I am Dear Leader For Life, or however long the death panels allow me to live. So far, so good. No insurgency to date.)

Now of course, one needs proof, so I'll give it to you. Ask any recent high school grad to name an American general during World War II (As Mona Charen does in her magnificent book Do-Gooders.) and you might get an answer like George Bush. If this graduate isn't going through the McDonald's hiring process, you might get an explanation of the evils of segregation in the Armed Forces or the internment of Japanese Americans. (Again, read this book by Mona Charen! By the way, I think the segregation in the Armed Forces WAS horrible and the internment of Japanese America WAS one of the greatest crimes in American history. Both occurred under the Patriarch of Liberalism Franklin Delano Roosevelt's watch. For those of you who graduated from a public school like I did, he was a Democrat who tried to make himself dictator for life.) It's enough to worry you straight to the grave, isn't it ?

As a nation, we don't need anymore San Francisco marchers or GreenPeace groupies. We need people who can actually write a sentence with a subject and a predicate. We need people who know "From each according to his ability to each according to his need" is NOT in the Constitution. In short, the last thing these kids should be doing is singing hosannas to a certain Socialist Leader (You didn't think I'd leave HIM out, did you ?), quoting Harry Hay, or genuflecting to Mother Earth.

Call me crazy.

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Kevin Jennings: It's Time To Go.....

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Sunday, October 11, 2009 11:56:39 AM
If you've watched Hannity recently on FOX, I'm sure you've heard about the man who has the nerve to call himself a teacher, Kevin Jennings, the UNELECTED school safety czar. You've heard about the book he wrote a blurb in called Queering Elementary Education. You've also heard about about Brewster, a young man who was being raped by a predator in a public rest room, but Jennings did nothing of value to help. That's bad enough--but the admiration Jennings shows for Harry Hay--Well, it's time to join the ranks of the unemployed, Kevin.

Harry Hay was more than just a gay activist. Harry Hay was a communist and (as if being a communist isn't bad enough) Hay had a long standing connection with NAMBLA, or the North American Man/Boy Love Association. Are you kidding me ? This is someone in the White House working for the federal government would speak glowingly of  ? Van Jones may have been a bigot, but at least he was funny. This is totally outrageous!

When Hay was finished drinking vodka with the Reds and being a traitor during the Korean War, he hooked up with the pedophiles at NAMBLA and made this wonderful statement in 1983 : "Because if the parents and friends of gays are truly friends of gays, they would know from their gay kids that the relationship with an older man is precisely what 13, 14, and 15 year old kids need more than anything else in the world."

Yipee! ANOTHER COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER IN THE WHITE HOUSE. CAN OBAMA PICK 'EM OR WHAT ?



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Better Watch What You Think......

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, October 10, 2009 5:55:57 PM
Ahhh....Those sneaky liberals. In the Slimeball Move of The Year, the Socialist Democratic party attached their Thought Control--I mean hate crime bill to a defense bill attempting to force the Republicans and those masquerading as Republicans to vote for it. "It's a very exciting day for us here in the Capitol," cackled Princess Nancy, ruler of the People's Republic of Pelosi. "Please stop shredding me," begged the Constitution in response.
 
Now, I decry bigotry just like any other sane person. I don't think anyone should be assaulted on the basis of religion, ethnicity, sexual orientation, disability, or any other trait. That sort of garbage is just un-American. It is just as un-American to attempt to control the thoughts of others.
 
Under this bill, it would be illegal for clergy to preach against homosexuality, for example. The bill's supporters claim that wouldn't be the case, but the clergyman would be held accountable if some loon in the congregation went on a killing spree. Is that reasonable ? Will it now be a crime to criticize religions such as, I don't know, Islam ? (Just a random shot in the dark.) Will it be a crime to mention that terrorists from the Middle East are fueled by a fanatical view of their religion ? How much longer until this applies to political speech ?
Will only certain groups be protected by this bill ? Who will decide what is inflammatory and what is not ? And, there's always my favorite libertarian arguement: Who's watching the watchmen ? It seems to me that the First Amendment is getting ready to tap out.
 
I, like the government, can read your mind. What a bunch of Glenn Beckian nonsense. Take off the tinfoil hat for a change. Get a hobby for God's sake!
 
Ok, maybe I do need a hobby other than political talking head. But what do make of this ?
 
Recently, McClatchey ran a teenie tiny piece called "Sotomayor taking active role" by Michael Doyle. The article discusses how the Supreme Court's schedule is shaping up. (On a side note, Comrade Doyle dutifully bows his head to his leftist masters and goes on to explain how Sonia Sotomayor asked more questions than Clarence Thomas has in several years. Hey, Doyle! It's the Supreme Court's job to listen! Wake up, McFly!)
 
One case that draws interest the case of Robert J. Stevens, who was sentenced to 37 months in the pokey for selling dogfighting videos which violates a 1999 federal law that forbids depictions of animal cruelty. Some on the fringe (I.E. The Soddom and Gamorrah gang in Hollywood) have called this a "Free Speech issue." Believe it or not, that's not the story.
 
The real story is the Obama administration's comments. (Another side note, why is the Executive Branch sticking its fat snout in Judicial Branch affairs, anyway ?) "The Obama administration," Comrade Doyle writes, "defends the law as reasonable, saying that the 'value of the speech' is outweighed by its 'social costs' " Say it with me, kids. Uh-oh.
 
No, I'm not hanging with Michael Vick on the weekends or anything, so all you PETA losers need to get off of my lawn. Obviously, as sane human being, I don't condone dogfighting or selling videos of it, but do we really need the Obama gang with people like Cass Sunstein, regulatory czar, commenting on Free Speech ? (If you doubt me, check out Cass' book Democracy and the Problem of Free Speech. It'll warm your inner fascist.) The whole idea of someone like that having anything to do with Free Speech scares the hell out of me. There's just something about the Executive Branch discussing limits of Free Speech that's just so...unsettling.
 
Watch what you say and think, comrades.
 
 
 
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Thank Mother Nature! He's Not Bush! Hosanna!

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Friday, October 09, 2009 11:14:35 PM
This just in...A new song celebrating Obama's Nobel Peace Prize "win"!

MMM..MMM..MMM...Barack Hussein Obama!
He said that all must lend a hand
to make this world fair again!
MMM..MMM..MMM...Barack Hussein Obama!
Yellow, brown, black, or white,
we're all terror appeasers in his sight!
MMM..MMM..MMM...Barack Hussein Obama!
He threw Israel under the bus,
so the Palestinians won't make a fuss!
MMM..MMM..MMM...Barack Hussein Obama!

It's funny how Europe makes California seem like a right wing paradise.

I'm going to answer the one question that had Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity vomitting today as they pondered today's events. Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for two reasons: 1) Obama is a progressive internationalist ( Odd how similiar he is to the last two Presidents who won the award, Teddy Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson, isn't it ? With that whole anti-American progressive schtick, you'd think he was a reincarnation of Wilson.) 2) He's helping to throw Israel under the bus, as anti Semitism is still alive and well in Europe.

I know, I know, I'm just another PO'ed right wing loon. I just can't stand to see Obama succeed at anything, right ?

Wrong.

I don't buy that February 1st deadline garbage for votes for the Nobel Peace Prize. I think Thorbjorn Jagland and the rest of the EuroElites  were watching Obama with glee. After all, finally someone with their hatred of all that is American was now in the White House. The EuroElites had someone who was going to turn the economic juggernaut that is the United States into Portugal. Obama was going to bring Cap and Trade to the US. Obama was bringing socialized medicine to the US. Obama was making the playing field even for lazy, tired Europe. In short, Obama has set out to kill the last remnants of America's superiority over its bland parent. Time for the pay back. The funny thing is, removing the missile defense systems from Poland and The Czech Republic gives Thorbjorn and the EuroElites a whole lot of cover, if questioned. (Removing the missile defense systems also gave Poland and The Czech Republic bad cases of nervous diarrhea, too.)

The second charge of European anti Semitism isn't as hard to prove as one might think. After all, when was the last time you heard any European country (other than the UK) defend Israel ? Just because the Holocaust is over doesn't mean Europe all of a sudden is going to start lighting the Menorah and dancing the Hora. For over 2000 years, Europe has persecuted the Jews. That hatred didn't just go away when Hitler offed himself. (Himmler didn't have a whole lot of trouble recruiting for the Waffen SS, did he ?) The EuroElites applauded with gusto when Obama squarely put himself on Hamas' side and criticized Israeli settlements. If you don't believe me, just check out a BBC news broadcast. (Make sure you drink heavily first.)

There is one theory I have forgotten to explore, and to you, dear reader, I apologize.

I hear ACORN passed out the nomination slips and registered the voters for the Nobel Peace Prize. Nothing to see here, citizen. (Wink, Wink)




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Hey Look! We Still Have A Recession!

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, October 03, 2009 5:12:11 PM
Despite cheerleading from the unstable Joe Biden, we're still in a recession. Unemployment is rampant at a Carter-esque 9.8%. Some states, like my beloved Florida, currently stand at 10.7%. I asked Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking to give me Michigan's unemployment numbers and they told me they're still trying to figure it out. Yeah, it's that bad.
 
Why ?
 
Of course, I could give you the Keynes/Friedman arguement, but it's really boring and let's face it, hackneyed. I'll give you my simple answer: No one has confidence in our President, Mr. Olympics himself, Barack Obama. Right or wrong, most responsible people in the United States base their financial decisions on what the yahoos in Washington DC do. (A frightening prospect, since DC now stands for District Of Communism, but that's another rant for another time.)
 
No, it's not because I'm a racist who cringes at the sight of Obama. No, I'm not being patisan. (Well...maybe a little. I don't work for Fox News and I'm not bound to that "fair and balanced" thing.) I'm basing my theory on fact.
 
According to Rasmussen on 10/3, only 9% of Americans believe taxes will go down. Only 38% believe Obama knows what he's doing when it comes to the economy, and only 33% trust him with the recession he and his Democratic Comrades started. (And to be fair, the Republican party didn't help, either. Cutting taxes is great, but let's face it, they dropped the ball and never cut spending. Call me crazy, but don't you get deficits spending more than you take in ? If I ever ran my household finances that way, I'd be homeless. What do you know ? I am fair and balanced!) Wondering why there's no confidence ?
 
When only 9% of Americans believe taxes will go down, they tend not to spend money. Most reasonable people see the writing on the wall: Barack 2016 was full of it when he promised that no one's that no one's taxes would go up who earned less than 250k. The really scary part of it is even raisnig taxes won't stave off the hyperinflation all of Obama's spending will inevitably cause.
 
Only 38% of Americans believe Obama knows what he's doing with the economy. Hmmm....Toughie, here, right ? Nope. I honestly don't think Americans want the the government running car companies, banks, school loans, mortgages or anything else that remotely affects their lives. Anyone who has stood in line at the DMV would agree with me on that. (Just wait until Uncle Sugar gets his fat, greedy, greasy paws on our health care. You'll consider the DMV a vacation spot.)
 
Finally, we have the 33% of Americans who approve of how Obama is handling the financial crisis he helped create. Put aside the 786 billion dollar stimulus plan. No, really, put it aside. Is it me, or does Obama and his cronies screw up every thing they touch ? Let's see:
 
Pimping for the Olympics: Failed (Yes, I know this has nothing to do with handling the crisis, but I almost wet myself laughing when I typed it. It is, however, yet another Obama screw up.)
 
Throwing billions of dollars at banks and corporations like AIG to solve credit crisis: Failed. The banks are hoarding the cash. They're not lending it to anyone.
 
Pumping money into GM and Chrysler to prevent them from going bankrupt: Failed. They did go bankrupt, Saturn is dead, GM dealerships shriveled up and died. Hummer was sold to the ChiComs. A real gold medal effort, Mr. President.
 
 
And to think we're not even a year into this....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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