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Wanna Play Rough, Alan ?

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, October 03, 2009 12:15:41 AM
They say California is the land of fruits and nuts. Here in Florida we have a saying, too. All of the nuts settle to the bottom. There's no bigger nut than the embarrassing Alan Grayson, the socialist congressman from Orlando. This reject has apologized "to the dead" who have supposedly died in the "holocaust" of health care in the US.

You wanna play rough, Alan ? Guess what, little Marxist, I'm the master at it.

You want to talk holocausts ? How about the one you and your cronies are trying to unleash by cutting Medicare ? What would you call denying senior citizens medical care ? A walk in the park ? How are you going to sleep at night knowing your little social justice program is going to deny someone's mother or grandmother medical care ? Does it make you feel good knowing you'll be denying care to people who were forced into paying into Medicare and Social Security ?

The Republican party has plenty to answer for, but I don't recall any Republican President appointing eugenicists like John Holdren. You remember, don't you, Alan ? Your precious Obama's science czar. I don't recall any Republican Presidents appointing race baiters like Van Jones, the former green jobs czar. Wasn't it lovely how he accused whites of pumping "poisons" into minority communities ? How about school safety czar Kevin Jennings ? Wasn't it great how he decided not to report the rape of a student ? We musn't forget Cass Sunstein and his attacks on Free Speech. If these things don't scream fascism, I don't know what does.

I know, Alan, I'm just another right wing extremist crying about the czars. How about Hillary Clinton handing 900 million dollars to Hamas, you know the terrorist group that wants to wipe Israel off the map ? That would be aiding genocide, wouldn't it ? Where was your big mouth then ? Where was your big mouth when Obama wanted to sit down with Ahmadinejad, Holocaust denier-in-chief of  The Islamic Republic of Iran ?

Do me a favor, Alan. Clean up your own back yard before you knock on your neighbor's door.


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This Won't Hurt A Bit

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Friday, October 02, 2009 11:07:19 PM
This H1N1 or swine flu thing has me a bit worried. I'm not scared of actually catching it, because it's pretty easily treated with Tamiflu and a couple of days in bed. I'm scared of what our government will actually force us to do to combat it. It's sort of like the old Dead Kennedys song: "You're a hyperactive child! Got too much of a mind! Wouldn't you rather be happy ? Now this won't hurt a bit!"

Imagine this nightmare scenario:

 NEXT!

Hi, I have a few questions about this inoculation you want to give me.

Sir, there are a lot of people in line waiting. Everything is on the pamphlet you were handed when you walked through the door. Roll up your sleeve, please.

No, seriously, I have some questions. Didn't a bunch of people get sick in the 70's from swine flu shots ?

Sir, the government has deemed the shot safe, just like the pamphlet said. And, just like the pamphlet says, you must be inoculated by law. We are trying to protect you and your fellow citizens. Roll up your sleeve, please.

Wait a minute. You expect me to trust a government that appoints people like John Holdren ? You know, the science czar who wanted to put chemicals in drinking water to act as a sterilant ? The guy who approves of  involuntary abortions ? Give me a break.

If you're unhappy, write to your congressman or whatever. Roll up your sleeve, or I'll report you as noncompliant, and you will be assessed a fine or one year in jail. The sleeve, please.

So, what you're telling me is if I don't give in, you'll either punish me financially or ruin my life ?

Don't look it that way. It's for the common good. We're all in this together. That's it. Here we go. That didn't hurt a bit, did it ?

Hmm...I guess 2+2=5 after all.

Whatever. Here's your certificate that will allow you to return to work. Have a nice day.

Before you dismiss me as a tinfoil hat wearing Glenn Beck zombie, think about it. If Obama has his way and his socialist health care program succeeds, there won't be anything the government won't be able to do in the name of "public health concerns." This disturbing trend has already started with Max Baucus' penalty for not having health insurance. Do it our way or else.

Do you really want to live that way ? 2+2=5 ?
              






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Humpty Obama

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Friday, October 02, 2009 10:05:18 PM
 Humpty Obama sat on a wall,
Humpty's popularity started to fall,
All Axelrod's plots and all of his men,
Could not stop Obama from failing again.
                                                                            
                                                                               
                                                    


Unless you've been under a rock for the last eight or so hours, you may have heard that despite the magic that is Obama, the bid to pay back Richard Daley and the Chicago Machine has failed. The 2016 Olympics will be held in Rio, not Chicago. Apparently, Obama confidante Valerie Jarrett will have to find some other way to screw over the tenants that would have been thrown out of their homes for the construction of the Olympic Village. I  don't mean to gloat, but it's FREAKING HILARIOUS! WAY TO GO, PRESIDENT URKEL!

Seriously, Obama has done serious damage to the prestige of the Presidency. I am in absolute awe that Obama lost out the bid to a Third World nation like Brazil. Sure it's pretty, but Brazil ? It's like watching the Sisters of The Poor pounding USC at home.

The reality is sad and dangerous. The sadness comes from the fact that under Obama, the world no longer respects the United States. The danger comes from the fact the world no longer respects the United States. What did we expect when Obama did nothing to punish the Somali pirates ? What did we expect when Obama bowed to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia ? What did we expect after that rambling surrender speech at Cairo ? What did we expect after Obama called our country "arrogant" and "dismissive" during his apology tour in Europe ? What did we expect after waiving the white flag at the UN ?

The bottom line is this: Obama is even worse than Jimmy Carter when it comes to foreign affairs. If he can't even win a bid for the Olympics, how is he going to negotiate with loons like Chavez, Qadaffi, Kim Jong Mentally Ill, and let's not forget Ahmadinejad, Holocaust denier extrodinaire ?

Can we have Bush back for a couple of months ? Please ?

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How To Make Liberals Vomit

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Sunday, September 27, 2009 9:27:51 PM
Recently, alleged frog murderer and political commentator Glenn Beck released a fabulous book called Arguing With Idiots. It's witty. It's hilarious. It fails to do one thing, however. It fails to give one liners to end all discussions when the liberal is forced to upchuck his tofu.

Here's a few of my favorites:

"All of you conservatives are nothing more than Archie Bunkers!"

Vomit inducer: "You say Archie Bunker like it's a bad thing." (I'm not a racist, calm down.)

"You oppose Obama because he's black."

Vomit inducer: "I guess the folks who voted for Obama BECAUSE he's black are living Dr. King's dream, eh ?"

"We have to pass Cap and Trade! It will save our planet from climate change!"

Vomit inducer: "Maybe Al Gore needs to have another speech in a snow storm to convince me about the dangers of global warming." OR
"Whatever happened to the coming Ice Age scam you liberals cooked up in the '70's ?" OR "You do realize Al Gore majored in journalism and not science in college, right ?"

"Meat is murder!"

Vomit inducer:"Funny how Adolf Hitler thought the same thing." (Yup. The man responsible for the deaths of over 60 million people was a committed vegan.)

"If we get the guns out of people's hands, there will be less crime!"

Vomit inducer:"I'm quite certain criminals will put their guns down the moment the government says so."

"The government will do a much better job with health care than the greedy private sector."

Vomit inducer: "Just like the great job they did with Hurricane Katrina." OR "Just like the great job the post office does."

"You should fall in line with the President. You claim to be a patriot but all you people do is attack the President."

Vomit inducer: "Wasn't the liberal mantra for the last eight years 'dissent is patriotic!' ?"

"The Republican party is in bed with corporations and doesn't care about the little guy!"

Vomit inducer: "Wasn't it the democrats who coined the phrase 'too big to fail' as they handed out zillions of dollars to AIG and car companies ?" OR "Which party wants to cut Medicare and which party wants to save it ?"

"The stimulus is working! It saved the country from a depression."

Vomit inducer: "I'm sure the 2.8 million people who lost their jobs since it was rammed through Congress would disagree."

"We've never had a President as smart or as eloquent as Obama. We have a genius in the White House."

Vomit inducer:" No, we have a guy who doesn't speak Austrian, wants to visit all 57 states, and makes fun of the Special Olympics on late night TV."

                  

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Yosi Goebbels

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Sunday, September 27, 2009 7:55:51 PM
"This is just the beginning. This is the first telephone call of a brand new conversation. We are just now learning how to bring this community together to speak with the government. What it looks like LEGALLY. We're still trying to figure out the laws of putting government websites on FaceBook and the use of Twitter. This is all being SORTED OUT. We are participating in history as it's being made. SO BEAR WITH US AS WE LEARN THE LANGUAGE SO THAT WE CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER SAFELY. And we can really work together to MOVE THE NEEDLE to get stuff done." Yosi Sergant-- Former mouth piece for the NEA (National Endowment of the Arts, or should I say, the National Socialist Endowment of the Arts.) in a conference call to artists, attempting to get them to produce propaganda for the Obama administration.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a text book violation of the 1939 Hatch Act which forbids partisan activity by federal employees.

And where is the FBI ? Why is Sergant, who just broke a federal law, still working for the federal government ?(Sargent still works for the NEA in an unknown capacity.) Why is Eric Holder doing nothing ? Why isn't Yosi in an orange jumpsuit making new and interesting friends at Club Fed ?  

The Republican party, as usual, dropped the ball on this. They fired off an angry letter to the NEA (Oh no! Not the dreaded letter! That's like saying: "Dear Mr. Escobar: Please stop all drug running and mayhem. It is hurting our feelings. --The United States) which demanded congressional hearings. Congressional hearings ? Don't get your hairpieces in a knot, gentlemen.

The real hearing should be about why isn't the Department of Justice raiding NEA offices to collect evidence. You've got an alleged perp on tape, for God's sake! There's more on that tape of Herr Sergant than they had on John Gotti! (Not really, but man, how much more evidence do you need ?)

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What Do Liberals Smoke, Anyway ?

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, September 26, 2009 9:02:34 PM
Try as I might, I don't think I'll ever understand the liberals and their mindset. I could have a bong hitting contest with Cheech and Chong and never get it. I could smack my head into concrete until I have a brain swelling injury and never get it. (Maybe I won't try that. I don't want to be asked to do my duty and die by the death panel.) I hate to be crude, but what the hell is the matter with these people ?

Are we supposed to trust people...

who want to throw people in jail for not having health insurance and free the terrorists at Club Gitmo ?
who fought tooth and nail for Roe V. Wade with interesting slogans like "Keep your government off of my body" but now want the government to decide who lives and dies ?
who defended former UNELECTED czar Van Jones and his racist tirade of "poisons" being sent to minority communities by whites but call Tea Party protesters racist ? (Good bye and Good Riddance, Van.)
who call peaceful tea party protesters an angry mob, but say nothing when leftists riot in Pittsburgh ?
like Rachel Maddow (MadCow) who spends 11 minutes on TV defending ACORN and then has the udders to call the segment the truth about ACORN ? (Granted, it was on MSNBC and only a couple of people saw it. Those eight people were riled up, let me tell you!)
who cried and cried how important Cash for Clunkers was to the American auto industry, yet the majority of the new car sales were from foreign automakers ?
who claim to be the party of the little guy, but are willing to starve migrant farm workers in California and deny them water all to keep some delta smelt around ? (Easy solution. Catch the little critters and breed them in a fish farm. How difficult is that ? The farmers get water and the fish does not become extinct. Or maybe they don't want migrant workers around. Racists.)
who see how miserably Soviet-style health care has failed in Massachusetts, Tennessee, and Hawaii but just want to implement it on a national scale, anyway ?
who claimed the Republican party was in bed with corporations but then coined terms like "too big to fail" and bailed out corporation after corporation ? (As a side note, isn't it weird how the Republican party has turned into JFK Democrats ? In 1933, the Republican Party fought bitterly against Social Security and in 1965 called Medicare and Medicaid "socialism". Now, in 2009, they're leading the charge to protect Medicare. The Republicans are fighting to protect social programs ? Weird.)
who only want to fiscally responsible with your health care and national defense but are willing to hand criminals like ACORN 8.3 billion dollars ? (They would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids.)
who called George Bush a fascist and a Nazi but look the other way when children are being forced to sing songs to the Failed Messiah ? (You didn't think I'd leave Obama out, did you ?)










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Brainwashing and Chanting.....

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, September 26, 2009 6:56:18 PM
Let's put aside the creeping euthanasia known as health care "reform" for a second (Not that you can just put aside death panels and prison terms for not having health insurance, but I promise you it will be worth it.) and let's look at something just as creepy as grandma getting offed.

I'm talking about propaganda and indoctrination of children by Obama and his cronies.

Is it me, but in the the last couple of weeks, has it been revealed :

--that there were lesson plans that had children writing essays about how they could help the President and how "Barack Obama inspires them" ?

--that children were performing a chanting song in a New Jersey elementary school praising Obama ?

--children were singing Christian hymns that replaced Jesus with Obama ?

--there were nefarious plots by Yosi Sergant and the NEA to convince artists to help push Obama's leftist agenda ? (Using tax payer money, no less.)

Call me crazy (Or a racist since I have absolutely no intention in going along with the plan and that's the only way the left knows how to defend their schemes.) but is this in any way, shape, or form American ? Or does this stuff sound like it came from the Land of Beer, Pretzels, and Human Skin Lamp Shades ?

I know, I know, I'm a partisan right wing fringe type. I go home, put on my tin foil hat, and watch Glenn Beck. Got it. I have no other opinion other than the ones given to me by Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, or Sean Hannity. Got it.

Honestly, what is the only explanation for any of this ? How can any sane, rational person possibly explain any of this ? Have we ever had children singing songs for a sitting President ? Were children singing songs for FDR during World War II ? No. JFK during the height of his considerable popularity ? Not on his watch.

Folks, this freedom thing is everything. Once it's gone, it's not coming back. There's a reason those Army rangers scaled those cliffs at Normandy. There's a reason those Marines raised that flag. There's a reason young men damn near froze to death at the Chosin Reservoir. There's a reason thousands of young men went to hellish jungles of  Vietnam to fight a war they didn't understand but chose not be cowards like many of their friends did. There's a reason why an all volunteer military threw Saddam Hussein out of Kuwait. There's a reason why the best and brightest took down Saddam Hussein for the final time. There's a reason why so many are fighting and dying in Afghanistan today.

They didn't want to live like this. They didn't want to live in a place where children sing songs to the Leader and are brainwashed.

Do you want to live like this ?

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Idiocy, Thy Name Is Liberalism......

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, September 26, 2009 4:50:27 PM
Recently, as part of a conservative black ops plot, I parachuted behind enemy lines and logged onto the Huffington Post.

Good Lord, do I need a shower.

Will Bunch, author of "Tear Down This Myth", has penned an article titled "The Real Reason They Want Acorn To Fail". In this article, Comrade Bunch tells a heart rending story about Hector Vaca, a poor ACORN employee who was laid off because of the expose' done by the New Woodward and Bernstein, James O'Keefe and Hannah Giles. He then waxes eloquently about ACORN's humble beginnings and the great work that was done on behalf of the "poor". Bunch even says this gang of criminals ONLY received 53 million dollars over 15 years. (Dontcha just love it when liberals say "only" when it comes to taxpayer money ?)

How on God's green (not to mention cooling) earth can anyone possibly defend ACORN ?

Never mind the videos made by "Those Pesky Kids" (I used that Scooby Doo reference long before Glenn Beck ever did, but not really the point here.), but what about all the allegations of voter registration fraud across 14 states ? What kind of damage has been done to our Republic by this "organization" ? We can all hope and pray that US Attorneys are being truthful when they claim that no fraudulent votes were cast and that this did not affect the '08 elections, but how do we really know ? How can they possibly know ? Are they going to go over every voter log in the US ? No.

Of the "paltry" 53 million dollars that were scammed off of Uncle Sugar, how many ACORN endorsed candidates received campaign donations ? How many thousands of state and local elections were decided by this ? (Need an example ? I'll give you a hint: He was a lawyer for ACORN in 1995 and taught some of their leadership classes. Today, we call him Mr. President. In '07, they donated $800,000 dollars to Mr. Yes We Can.) Well, like my GrandPappy used to say before Dr. Emmanuel ordered the life support turned off, "Where's there's smoke, there's a fire."

While we're at it, how about those "poor" folks ACORN supposedly helped ? Does anyone question how they help the "poor" ? Through quasi legal blackmail and extortion. ACORN's lawyers threaten lawsuits under the Community Reinvestment Act of 1977 (Thank you very much Jimmy Freaking Carter ! Being the worst President ever just wasn't enough was it ?) and then ACORN's redshirts show up and cry racism until banks start handing out loans to anyone who passes the "breath on the mirror test". Can we say SubPrime Mortgage Crisis ? Yes We Can !

Idiocy, thy name is liberalism.

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Libertarian or Republican.....

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Wednesday, September 23, 2009 11:35:10 PM
Recently, I have made the decision to identify myself as a Libertarian and not a Republican. (I haven't changed my voter card, however.)

Why is that, you ask ?

I never left the Republican party, it left me.

 Lately, the Republican party has let me down. Just look at the Joe Wilson affair. The man had the courage to scream what all of us scream at our TV's when Herr Obama is on: LIAR. In what should have been a moment of Constitutional ecstasy, the sissies and appeasers in the Republican party ruined it by having Wilson apologize.

It sickened me, honestly.

How many Republicans can we even call Conservative anymore ? Let's see: Tom Coburn, Michelle Bachmann, and um uh, I guess Orrin Hatch when he feels like it, can't count on Lindsay Graham, that's for sure, McPain ? Get real! The man was just an older version of Obama. If you hold up an Obama speech next to a McPain speech, you get the same, tired, Progressive crap. (To be fair, Obama was hiding the fact that he's a Socialist and was pretending to be a moderate, but not really the point here.)


What ever happened to Reaganism ? Whatever happened to small government ? Lower taxes ? Not giving a damn what that Socialist elites in the media or the Democratic party had to say ? What ever happened to "manning up" and speaking the truth ? In short, most of today's Republicans couldn't even look at Ronald The Great's jock strap, let alone carry it.


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Glenn Beck : 2 Liberal Morons: 0

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, September 19, 2009 5:14:23 PM
Glenn Beck is on a roll, making liberals whine and cry at the drop of a czar. I must say, reading articles like "Glenn Beck has his first scalp" in the Huffington Post has been a joy that I haven't experienced since a certain community organizer was helped into office by a biased media.
 
Well, I'm going to hand Glenn another scalp: The Disappointment of Broward County, Fl, Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
 
I'm sure you've heard of ol' Deb and that patriotic objection she had to covering veterans by "hate laws". That sneer on her ugly puss when it was even brought up just made me want to stand up and sing the Marines Hymn. However, this isn't about Comrade Debbie's hatred of those who sacrificed life and limb for her right to be another liberal jerk who hates our country.
 
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (Socialist-FL) doesn't believe in the Constitution. She believes that the federal government can create "rights".
 
That's a heavy charge right ? Well, I have proof.
 
On a local PBS show called Issues, Comrade Deb was interviewed by Helen Ferre. Below is a small transcript that also appeared in Bob Norman's column in the New Times Broward-Palm Beach for Sept. 17-23. The interview was the standard normal human being-liberal psychopath health care debate until this popped up:
 
Comrade Deb: [After being asked what the rush with the health care debate was all about] There isn't a rush. We've been waiting all the way back to 1912, when Teddy Roosevelt first started talking about covering everyone.
 Ferre: I wasn't there.
Comrade Deb: I wasn't there either, but we've been trying for a long time to finally cover everyone and MAKE health care a RIGHT, not a privilege. [Emphasis added by Your Friendly Neighborhood Libertarian, me.]
 
Wow. An admission to being a Progressive and a Constitution trampler in a matter of seconds.
 
The Progressive admission isn't as important as a US Congresswoman believing the federal government actually has the power to create rights. After all, The Declaration of Independence reads: "We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,...." Now, I'm not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV. I even stayed at a Holiday Inn Express and didn't wake up as a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure the Founding Fathers didn't think rights came from governmental acts.
 
To be sure, let's check the Constitution before the liberals set it on fire.
 
Let's see: Section 8 of the US Constitution: Power to borrow money...regulate Commerce with foreign nations, among the states, and Indian tribes...coin Money and regulate value thereof...provide punishment for counterfeiting securities and current Coin...establish Post Offices and Post Roads...promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts...constitute Tribunals...To define and punish Piracies...To declare War...to raise and support Armies...to provide and maintain a Navy...calling forth the Militia...organizing the militia...Seat of The Government of the United States...to make all laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof.
 
Section 8 deals with the powers of the Legislative Branch. Now, is there any part of it that gives the feds the power to make rights ? Nope.
 
The Amendments ? You ask ? Not there, either. (Not related, but aren't the first two really cool ?)
 
Glenn, enjoy your second scalp. Comrade Deb, you may want to take a civics refresher.
 
 
 
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Oh, Those Pesky Details....

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Friday, September 18, 2009 11:40:02 PM
Coincidence (n)-1: The act or or condition of coinciding....2: The occurrence of events that happen at the same time by accident but seem to have some connection. (Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary, 1983)

Is it me or should no one stand too close to Barack Obama ? This guy just has the worst luck. What did he do, break a mirror while walking under a ladder ? I mean, this guy has been victimized by coincidence after coincidence.

What were the odds that he would spend 20 years in a racist church headed by Jeremiah Wright ? That can't be his fault, right ? It must be that right wing conspiracy that got him all wrapped up with disgraced fundraiser Tony Rezko. What were the odds that Obama would be saddled with a board appointment with a domestic terrorist like Bill Ayers ? Astronomical, right ? Whouda thunk it that the Obama campaign would pay 800,000 dollars to ACORN and they would be indicted all over the country for voter registration fraud ? After all,  he had leadership classes for them back in '95. I'm pretty sure Obama would have taught the difference between right and wrong during those classes, right ? It's not Obama's fault that two pesky kids (I can't help but think Scooby Doo and Old Man Withers from the carnival when I type that.) blew the lid off of ACORN and saved our idiot government billions of dollars. Is really Obama's fault that King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia is so darn short, he had to bow to be polite ? C'mon! Obama is surrounded by morons in his vetting department! It can't be HIS fault that so many of his constitutional appointments didn't pay their taxes or were under investigation. Can we really hold Obama accountable for the unconstitutional ones ? Surely, that Google thing is quite the mystery. How was the Messiah supposed to know he appointed an avowed Communist in Van Jones, a eugenicist in John Holdren, an animal rights lunatic in Cass Sunstein ? It's all a coincidence, citizens. Move along. No pay for play with Blagojevich and Roland Burris for Obama's old senate seat. That's right. Move along. Just a coincidence.

If you believe that, I've got a bridge for you. Slightly used.

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Jimmy Carter: The Man, The Myth, The Idiot

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Friday, September 18, 2009 10:40:48 PM
"I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity towards President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he's a black man, that he's African American" -- Jimmy Carter, village idiot who's off of his Alzheimer's meds.

I guess when my parents told me to respect my elders, I should have shouted "You lie!"

Let me say it again for the liberals who did way too many drugs in the 60's: MY OPPOSITION TO BARACK OBAMA'S DESTRUCTIVE POLICIES HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH RACE.

The real problem is the liberals will do anything, and I do mean anything, to silence opposition to their statist ideals. They know that the majority of Americans would chase them with pitchforks and torches if they really knew what these neo-communists were up to. Imagine if Obama said this during his media-assisted election:

"I intend to change the health care system as much as possible, putting insurance companies out of business, putting millions of people out of work. I'm going to cut doctors' pay, so many of them will retire early. I am going to put your grandmother or your mother in front of a death panel to decide whether or not they get the surgery or a pain pill.

In order to help me with these goals, I am going to appoint a bunch radicals and extremists. They won't answer to Congress, or you the voters, no, they'll answer only to me. I won't subject them to any sort of background check, hell, I won't even Google their names. What's important is that I can implement my agenda without any oversight. Trust me, the Czars will be awesome.

I am going to have a stimulus package that will hand money to Fillipino war veterans, hand 8.3 billion dollars to ACORN, and sign an Omnibus bill with over 9000 earmarks. It is important that we study that mysterious substance called wood.

I intend to silence to any and all opposition to my plot to trample the Constitution. I'm going to come up with a plot to finally kill that pesky First Amendment. So I won't look like a Third World dictator, I'll just do it in the name of diversity. Thank you for listening, and when I'm elected I'll be on TV every five minutes whether you like it or not. Thank you."

Of course, Obama didn't say that, but that's what we have now, don't we ? He campaigned like Ronald Reagan, then morphed into this leftist  Counter-Revolutionary. The gig is up, and the commoners are angry. He tried going on late night TV and that didn't work. He went back on the campaign trail and that only infuriated the folks. He even appealed to God and that didn't work. Finally, with his bag of tricks empty and Alinsky tactics failing, we got the RACE CARD.

The problem is, we as Americans have moved past race, despite what idiots like Jimmy Carter have said. After all, the country elected Obama, didn't it ? I'll be the first one to admit thinking "Hey, we have the first black president. America HAS come a long way." Obama's election was historic, I'll give him that. Then, about about ten seconds later, I thought "Hey, we have the first Socialist president. What the #@&* did we do ?"
 



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Maureen Dowd: The Real Racist Among Us

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Tuesday, September 15, 2009 1:16:45 PM
Maureen Dowd has proven once again that actual journalism and intelligent commentary has died in America.
 
You just gotta love her latest piece in the dying New York Times: "Blatant racism lurks behind the 'You Lie' "
 
Ms Dowd goes into her usual leftist rant, accusing the GOP of racism, slamming Joe Wilson for his forceful demand for truth and justice. Ms Dowd, apparently suffering from liberal caused amnesia, denounced the right's "frantic efforts to paint our first black president as the Other, a foreigner, socialist, fascist, Marxist, racist, Commie, Nazi; a cad who would snuff out old people; a snake who would indoctrinate kids-had much to do with race."
 
Well Maureen, if the jackboot fits....
 
Obama has painted himself as a foreigner when he waxed ever so eloquently about the Indonesia days. (A shame he can't do that with our own country.) His "spread the wealth" comment was only an appetizer for the Marxism of Cash for Clunkers, the push for universal health care and soaking the so called rich. Obama was certainly being a racist when he hung out in Jeremiah Wright's church and appointed Comrade Van Jones. Want Nazi stormtroopers ? Check out the Redshirts of ACORN. Obama's healthcare plan hasn't exactly endeared itself to the elderly and well, till all of us rightwingers made a fuss, school children throughout the country would have been writing essays singing hosanna to Obama and saying how much he "inspired" them.
 
Geez, Maureen, the least you could do is give me some sort of challenge.
 
(PS --Maureen, next time you want to call anyone racist, why not reread some of things you said about Clarence Thomas, you remember, that whole "People think he is where he is because of his race. And while we're at it, quit calling Obama brainy. This dope on camera has said that he's been to all 57 states and has apologized for not speaking Austrian. Do give me a break.) 
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I Know, I Know, I'm A Racist...Blah Blah Blah......

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, September 12, 2009 12:57:29 PM
Is it me or is Obama's fingerprints all over every political scandal our country has had to put up with in the last year ?




Since Obama is the first black president does that mean:

...we can't mention the fact that Obama was once ACORN's lawyer and probably knew of their crimes ? (No, I'm not accusing Obama of any crimes, but as ACORN's lawyer, he would certainly be in a position to know about them. Last time I checked, lawyers know of their clients' misdeeds. It's their job, right ?) Yet, Obama with full knowledge of the crimes decided to give ACORN 8.3 billion dollars of our hard earned taxes ?

...we can't question appointments of racists and leftist lunatics like former green jobs czar Van Jones or Justice Sonia Sotomayor ?

...we have to accept tax cheats like Tim Geithner running the treasury ?

...we have to ooh and ahhh at science czar John Holdren's Heinrich Himmler like approaches to population control and compulsory abortions ?

...we have to think it's great that if Obama and the rest of his leftist allies have their way the only way you'll be able to choose your doctor if you're having an abortion ? (Think about it: If universal health care passes and rationing begins, the one thing universal health care is not supposed cover is abortion. But it's still legal to have it done. Scary, eh ?)

...we have to accept Obama and his apologists fighting for the rights of Khalid Sheikh Mohammad, mastermind of 9/11, while attempting to prosecute CIA agents who were protecting our country ?

We could go on and on, but frankly it depresses the hell out of me.

And no, it's not because he's black. Really. It's just that Obama sucks as a president. (That may be crude, but am I wrong ?)

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Not Exactly Your Father's Democrats....

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Friday, September 11, 2009 11:36:13 PM
"Continued dependence on relief induces a spiritual and moral disintegration fundamentally destructive to the national fiber. To dole out relief in this way is to administer a narcotic, a subtle destroyer of the human spirit"--Franklin D. Roosevelt (During the Great Depression, mind you.)

"No lasting solution to the problem [of poverty] can be bought with a welfare check"--John F. Kennedy

"In our generosity we have created a system of hand-outs, a second rate set of social services which damages and demeans its recipients, and destroys any semblance of human dignity they have managed to retain through their adversity. In the long run, welfare payments solve nothing, for the giver or the receiver; free Americans deserve the chance to be fully self supporting."--Robert Kennedy

"I just want you to be clear-it's not that I want to punish your success-I just want to make sure that everyone behind you -that they've got a chance at success, too."--Barack Obama, being outsmarted by a plumber. And let's not forget this little gem:"...and I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everyone."

Like the Sesame Street song says: "One of these things is not like the others..."

You see, this just illustrates a very important point. Not just the Republicans have lost their way, but the Democrats have, too. While the Republicans became spineless shadows of their former freedom loving selves, the Democrats became America hating Marxists. Sometimes, I have trouble figuring out the difference between the two. It's becoming Socialist and Socialist Lite. You have to shudder when a guy like Obama gives a shout-out to John McCain and Lindsay Graham gives his stamp of approval to a radical leftist like Sonia Sotomayor.

God bless Joe Wilson for being the first elected official who has finally figured it out. Keep heckling, Joe! You're heckling for all of us.

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