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I Thought Community Organizing Was Ok.....

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 8:50:40 PM
One of the things that really annoys me about the Socialist Left (I must admit--Everything about these warmed over commies annoys me, but let's stay focused here.) is when their own tactics are used against them, they cry foul. An example of this is the moaning from people like Senator Durbin (Socialist-Il) who called the protests over health care "reform" a "sucker punch". According to Jake Tapper of ABC News, the DNC has even begun to refer to these people as "irrational birthers who want to destroy President Obama." The DNC even insinuated that these protests were staged by "desperate Republicans and their well funded allies who are organizing angry mobs--just like they did during the election."

Give me a break.

What's really eating the Socialists is that, unlike ACORN and their little show at the AIG executives' homes, is no one has been paid to demonstrate, it's geniune anger at the general policies of this failed administration. Just like no one pays me for this blog, (Not that I wouldn't be opposed to it, mind you.) no one has paid anyone to attend a tea party. (Which oddly enough, quite a few Democrats attend.) You see, when the Federal Government hatches a scheme that tries to bump off Grandma so an illegal alien can live, people get annoyed and want a piece of  the plotters. You don't need to get paid to protest garbage like that.

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How About Cash For Brains, Instead ?

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 8:46:11 PM
I am a sinner. I have gone against my vow of being so right wing that I'd cut off my left hand to make a point. I actually "gulp" allowed Rachel Maddow (I like to call her MadCow) on to my flat screen. Yes, folks, I was one of 10 people in all of America who actually tuned into MSNBC. (Or, as Mark Levin calls it, MSLSD)

In any event, MadCow was moaning about the evil conservatives who were trying to put a halt to this "Cash for Clunkers" communist program. "Why?" MadCow complained."Because people like it ? Because it's working ?" I was speechless. (Something I wish Obama was, but not really the point, here.)

Well, Rach,. Let me explain so even you and your fellow bovines could understand.

Reason #1: Cash For Clunkers is transferring wealth from one party to another. (Our Premier calls that spreading the wealth.) For example: A working slob (Just for fun, let's call him Tony) in 2005 saved his pennies and bought a 2005 Ford Focus which is ineligible for the Clunker Scam. Now Tony still has to pay taxes and gets nothing, meanwhile someone who didn't work as hard as Tony did in 2005 simply shows up and is handed $4500 towards a new car. Is that fair to Tony or his darling wife Elizabeth ? I can assure you they don't find that fair at all.

Reason #2: Since the "Stimulus" package has failed and Americans are losing jobs at astronomical rates, what happens when unemployment gets worse and the buyers can't make their car payments ? ( TARP II: The Stupidity Continues) I know liberals like you don't like things like facts getting in the way, but think about it, MadCow. 1.8 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR JOBS SINCE THE STIMULUS SHAM WAS HATCHED BY LIBERALS LIKE YOU. THAT TREND DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S EASING ANYTIME SOON.

Reason #3: Not only will the buyers be saddled with car payments, but also higher taxes to pay for this and other reckless, insane spending. (Like, let's say the health care plan you and your fellow socialists champion.) Thus, this is actually TAKING money out of the economy because the grand majority of those who were hoodwinked by the Cash for Clunkers owned their cars outright and had no car payment. That's just money that could have gone for other goods and services.

Reason #4: Cash for Clunkers is just a hit of heroin for the car manufacturers. It feels good, but it won't last forever. The manufacturers will be wandering around begging their pusher, Uncle Sam, for another hit. A small boom in sales won't solve the problems that the Federal Government and their Union accomplices have created.

To sum it up, no,MadCow, Cash for Clunkers isn't working. Nor is it popular. (54% of Americans oppose more spending on this, according to Rasmussen.)



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A Birthday Wish For Our Presidente

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 7:31:17 PM
We here at Absolutely Nobama want to show that despite our "extremist" views, we're people first. After all, if it wasn't for The Socialist Rock Star That Only 48% Of America approves of, there would be be no Absolutely Nobama, much to the detriment of society.

Deep breaths, everybody! Sir, yes you, old guy with the oxygen! Might as well detach it since soon you won't be allowed to have it anymore!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
YOUR ADMINISTRATION'S A ZOO,
NANCY PELOSI'S A COMMIE,
HARRY REID IS ONE, TOO!

HOW MANY JOBS ARE LOST NOW ?
RACHEL MADDOW'S A COW!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FAILED MESSIAH!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Thank you! I'm here all week!

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Helpful Hints For Congress

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, August 01, 2009 3:16:51 PM
Congress: Are you tired of being berated and mobbed at town hall meetings ? Have you developed a fear of pitchforks and torches ? Have your interactions with the commoners not gone your way ? Are you afraid of becoming the next "YouTube" laughingstock ? Well, we here at Absolutely Nobama have some helpful hints for you!
 
Personal conduct:
 
Sleeping with your own spouse (ok!)
Exempting yourself from unpleasant laws, like health care reform (not ok!)
"Forgetting" to pay your taxes while raisng taxes on others (not ok!)
Calling small town police officers stupid (not ok!)
 
Legislative Conduct:
 
Enacting Health Care "reforms" that some in the media have called "creeping euthanasia" (not ok!)
Raising taxes in the middle of a recession (not ok and pretty darn stupid, at that!)
Enacting energy taxes that will only benefit Al Gore and GE (not ok!)
Actually reading bills before they are passed (ok!)
Representing constituents and not lobbyists (ok!)
Handing 900 million dollars to Hamas (not ok!)
9000 earmarks in one bill (not ok!)
Acting shocked at AIG bonuses when it was your amendment that forked over the cash in the first place (not ok!)
Appointing far left bigots for the Supreme Court (not ok!)
Actually confirming far left bigots for the Supreme Court (not ok!)
 
Use of Tax Dollars:
 
198 million dollars for Filipino WWII vets to stimulate the economy (not ok!)
24,000 dollar date nights (not ok!)
300,000 dollar pictures of  Airforce One that were never released (not ok!)
200,000 dollars for tattoo removal clinics (not ok!)
2 billion dollars for "Cash for Clunkers" that will only create more undue debt (not ok!)
Letting Americans keep their own money (Encouraged!)
 
Foreign Policy:
 
Supporting freedom fighters against a radical Islamic regime (ok!)
Insulting America and Americans over seas (not ok, pretty crappy if you ask me!)
Trying to have a Latin American communist dictator reinstalled (not ok!)
Negotiating with terror groups (not ok!)
Sending terrorists to Bermuda  to live the good life (not ok, pretty damn insulting during a recession!)
Threatening Israel (not ok!)
Bowing to third world monarchs or acceptinng books from petty tyrants (not ok!)
 
I hope this little list helps!
 
 
 
 

 

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Townhalls Gone Mad

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, August 01, 2009 12:53:54 AM
 m"There is no point in meeting with my constituents and listen to them and have them listen to you if what is basically an unruly mob prevents you from having an intelligent conversation."-- Tim Bishop (D-NY), faceless liberal congressman

Unruly mob ? Now why on Earth would they be angry ?

Maybe, and I could be spitballing here, if Congress wasn't destroying the health care system, running up absurd deficit numbers, telling us what light bulbs to use, cutting defense spending in the middle of a war, handing over taxpayer money to CEOs, taking over car companies, taking over the banking system, screwing investors, and finally, not even bothering to read the bills they pass, just maybe there wouldn't be angry mobs screaming at them.

Let me tell you something, Bishop. I'll even type it in all caps so you can understand what I'm saying. YOU WORK FOR US, YOU MISERABLE LITTLE TWIT. WE DON'T HAND YOU YOUR 165,000 DOLLAR SALARY SO YOU CAN JUST SHOVE A KNIFE IN OUR BACK. WE AS AMERICANS DESERVE WAY BETTER THAN THIS.WE EXPECT YOU, AS AN ELECTED OFFICIAL, TO BE CARETAKER OF OUR LIBERTY, NOT A DESTROYER OF IT. YOU HAVE A MORAL OBLIGATION TO DEFEND YOUR CONSTITUENTS AND DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY.

Can you honestly look yourself in the mirror and say you're doing what's right for your constituents, Mr. Bishop ? I honestly doubt it.

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Fun With Words

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Friday, July 31, 2009 11:07:51 PM
Every Presidency comes up with it's own little terms and words. For example, under Reagan, we had "the Gipper" and under Clinton we had the definition of "is" and "stained dress". Over time these lists became longer. Under W, we had really cool ones that sounded like Tom Clancy novels:" Rendition"," Insurgency"," Counter Insurgency"," Patriot Act", and "Undisclosed Location". Nothing however, compares to the lexicon of the Obama administration.

In six incompetent months we have:

unsustainable
socialist
teachable moments
government takeover
man made disaster
calibrated words
stimulus
omnibus
czar (Yeah, I know other presidents used them, too. But they were never this great a threat to democracy.)
trillion
economic downturn
stupidly
right wing extremist
meddling
economic disaster

Not only has Obama and his lackeys come up with terms but the voters did, too. Like: What the #@&* !?, I thought this was America, Take a painkiller ? What does that mean ?, hoodwinked, sham, and most importantly, What was I thinking ?

They say a picture is worth a thousand words....How many is stupidity worth ?

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Teachable Moments

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Friday, July 31, 2009 10:00:16 PM
Once again, the now-failing- miserably Barack Obama has taken another shot at America by calling the Gates affair a "teachable moment". Apparently, we're all a bunch of racist pigs while he's ever so enlightened. (Of course, there are no racist liberals. We all know a wise Latina woman is waaaay smarter than any ol' whitey and us Jews love to be called diamond merchants and we all live in Hymietown.)

Since our False Prophet In Chief has a teachable moment for us, I have a few for him, and in no way will I calibrate my words any differently.

Teachable Moment #1 : Your Presidency is failing. That's right Mr. Obama, you're failing. At last check, your approval rating is 48%. You won the election at 52% and are now at 48%. That means you're losing the support of the drones who were hoodwinked into voting for you. If you were the Prime Minister of Great Britain, you'd be subjected to a vote of no confidence.

Teachable Moment #2 : America is not a Muslim country. There are over 224 million Christians in the US.

Teachable Moment #3: It is generally unwise to brag that the Stimulus Package has created jobs when the reality is 1.8 million were lost since it was signed into law.

Teachable Moment #4: Americans resent watching their President go on a 24,000 dollar date night while they're told they must "tighten their belts." At that rate, you might as well have Michelle shout "Let them eat cake!" while she waves around her 5,000 dollar purse.

Teachable Moment #5: Presidents usually have all the facts before they attack private citizens.

And finally (I really have to get this off my chest.)....THERE ARE 50 STATES, NOT 57, YOU CLOD! I WOULD CERTAINLY THINK SOMEONE WHO GRADUATED FROM HARVARD WOULD KNOW THAT!

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Are Messiahs Supposed To Be Dishonest ?

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, July 25, 2009 9:03:08 PM
Every time I hear Obama tell another one of his whoppers about how he's creating jobs with programs, my blood pressure becomes astronomical, just like the deficit. It seems that every one of his mistakes costs thousands of jobs. For example, look at Obama's handling of Chrysler. How many jobs were lost when His Highness started closing down dealerships ? 40853. You'd never hear that from the Socialist media. (Source: National Automobile Dealers Association. www.nada.org/stateeconomicimpact) HOW ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS THAT SAVING OR CREATING JOBS ? THE WHOLE POINT OF DUMPING ALL THAT MONEY INTO CHRYSLER WAS TO PREVENT A DISASTER LIKE THAT. IF I ,AS A TAXPAYER, AM ON THE HOOK FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I DEMAND RESULTS, NOT TOTAL FAILURE.

Then, there's the Soviet Health care Obama wishes to inflict upon us.

How many jobs in the insurance industry will that cost ? If the private sector insurers go under, how many jobs will be lost ? Millions ? How many families will be destroyed ? How many more hungry mouths will go onto unemployment rolls ? Welfare rolls ? Food stamp rolls ? Has Obama even thought of that ? Does he even care ? Is his tired 1960's ideology more important than these people ? Has ANYONE considered the meltdown the health care takeover will cause ?

Hope and change...Yup. I hope we change who the President is in 2012.

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He Just Can't Help Himself, Can He ?

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, July 25, 2009 8:03:17 PM
Ever since his teleprompter committed suicide, our- not- so- silver tongued socialist rock star, Barack Hussein Obama, has been all out of sorts. (Perhaps he's in mourning for the loss of his most competent staff member.) When asked about the arrest of his friend, Henry Louis Gates, Obama proceeded to call the Cambridge, MA, police department stupid. It was the insult heard around the world. Obama then went into another tired speech about racism. (The funny thing is: Obama admitted not having all the facts but went on his tirade anyway. The kicker is one of the officers who arrested Gates was also black.)

Let's face it. The Gates misunderstanding wasn't racism at all. It was an attempt by Obama to rehab his sagging poll numbers by confronting supposedly rogue and racist police officers and try to regain his Messiah like identity. Just like the Stimulus package and North Korea, Obama got it wrong. The FOP in Cambridge didn't lie down and apologize, they demanded an apology from Obama. Gates himself was humiliated as well. He came off as an elitist Harvard jerk that just wasn't very sympathetic. Obama tried to turn Gates into Rosa Parks ,but no one bought it.. (Well, everyone not named Al Sharpton.)

The moral of the story is this: The Sixties are over. America is sick of being preached at about race. This is why most Americans cheered when Barbara Boxer was put in her place by Harry Alford. (If you haven't seen that on Youtube, you're just letting the best in life pass you by.) This is why, according to Rasmussen, only 43% of Americans approve of Sonia Sotomayor and her liberal war cries and 75%  of all Americans reject affirmative action. Now, this isn't to say that America didn't have its share of racial problems and our past doesn't have some ugliness. Nor is this to say racism is completely gone. It IS a testament to the fact that there is healing going on because Americans are seeing themselves as AMERICANS.



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Do You Hear Footsteps, Presidente ?

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, July 25, 2009 12:09:54 AM
According to Rasmussen, President Barack Hussein Obama, is now the proud owner of a 49% approval rating. Now, how could that be ? Didn't Newsweek declare that he's like God ? Didn't Oprah call him the "one"  ?  Let's take quick trip down memory lane so we can figure it out. In the last six months, Obama...

--- Called police officers in a small town "stupid"
--- Went on a $24,000 date with Michelle (Remember: America is a mean place!)
--- Journeyed to Cairo and called Iraq "a war of choice"
--- Insulted British PM Gordon Brown and The Queen of England
--- Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia
--- Scared the hell out New York and wasted $300,000 taking pictures of Air Force One and The Statue of  Liberty
--- Refused to back freedom protests in Iran, effectively helping the Ayatollah crush the revolt
--- Waged a war with Rush Limbaugh and made him bigger than ever
--- Accepted an anti-American book from Hugo Chavez
--- Tried to close Gitmo without a plan of what to do with the murderous pigs
--- Nominated as many tax cheats as he possibly could to his cabinet
--- Cheered for Honduran dictator Manuel Zelaya's attempt to be named dictator for life
--- Did nothing to punish the Somali pirates for attacking American ships
--- Handed Hamas $900 million dollars
--- Insulted tea party protesters
--- Signed an Omnibus bill with 9000 earmarks despite campaigning against them
--- Lied for months about saving jobs with the Stimulus package, despite the fact 1.8 million jobs were lost since Obama signed it.
--- Called America a "Muslim" country
--- Ordered Miranda Rights be read to captured terrorists
--- Made a speech at Georgetown with the Crucifix covered up
--- Appointed a car czar who knew nothing about cars
--- Did nothing but look impotent as North Korea fired missiles all over the place
--- Had Joe Biden threaten Israel if they had the nerve to defend themselves against Iran
--- Tried to push a Soviet health care plan no one wanted
--- Stood by and did nothing while Nancy Pelosi and accused the CIA of crimes
--- Actually had the nerve not to rule out a second Stimulus
--- Nationalized the car and banking industries as he tries to push America into socialism
--- Screwed investors in GM and Chrysler

And finally, and most importantly....MADE EVERYONE REALIZE GEORGE BUSH WASN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL, WAS HE ? AT LEAST HE DIDN'T GIVE US THIS MORONIC DEFICIT!



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Obama Aktion T4

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 10:40:57 PM
In October 1939, The Nazis had created a "health care program". It was called Aktion T4. This program which ran from 1939-1941 murdered approximately 275,000 disabled people. (Apparently, the SS was warming up for the Holocaust.) Persons suffering from "incurable" mental or physical illnesses were taken from hospitals and gassed at Tiergartenstrasse 4. (The operation  was named after the address of the building where the murders took place. You have to love that socialist efficiency.) Despite Hitler's satanic evil, why was this done ?
 
To save money. 275,000 people were snuffed out because, according to the Nazis, it would cost the government 60,000 ReichsMarks to take care of a disabled person for their entire life. "Comrade, that is your money too" is how the propaganda posters read.
 
Sound familiar ? Sure. Sounds like the health care takeover planned by Obama's socialist government.
 
Am I being inflammatory ? A dramatist ? A tad unfair ? Partisan ?
 
Well, under our Premier's plan, government "counselors" will be visiting people over 65 years old every five years that they're alive to inform them about "end of life issues." How creepy is that ? Are they going try to talk these older folks into anything ? Add that to Obama's even creepier statement about taking pain pills instead of surgery, and it makes you want to jump off of a cliff.
 
Are we really going to allow this, America ? Whatever happened to "Life, Liberty, and The Pursuit of Happiness" ?
 
 
 
 
 
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Have We Forgotten The VA ?

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:51:23 PM
If your God-given common sense isn't enough to tell you that the government running health care is a bad idea, let's take a little trip down memory lane and look at government health care at its worst:  The HIV scare at VA hospitals in Florida, Tennessee, and Georgia.
 
Apparently, some bureaucrat-hired nitwits decided that just rinsing off equipment used during colonoscopies was the same as actually disinfecting it properly. Thus, 3260 vets in Florida, 6000 in Tennessee, and 1800 in Georgia were exposed to HIV and hepatitis. Once again, the government has hurt those it's supposed to help.
 
With Obama's Soviet Healthcare, you can expect the same problems, with the added treat of being taxed to death. Just like the VA, health care workers in the civillian world will be overworked, understaffed, and underpaid. You'll get the same demoralized treatment our veterans recieve (Which is the greatest crime in country's history by far).
 
Yup. That's the change we need.
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Is It Just Me Or Aren't Jihadists Extremists, Too ?

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:15:29 PM
This Sunday, the Oaklawn, Illinois Hilton is hosting the Islamic supremacist group Hizb Ut Tahir's conference, cheerfully titled "The Fall of Capitalism and The Rise of Islam." This group has ties to 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammad and "prepares infantry for Al Queida".
 
You have got to be kidding me. This is out and out treason. Where is Homeland Security ? Why isn't Janet Napolitano writing a scathing report about these fascists ? Why is she so concerned about "right wing extremism" that is nowhere near as dangerous as this ? This is like having a Hitler Youth rally in the middle of World War II. Are we as Americans supposed to think this is Freedom of Speech at work ?
 
I am utterly disgusted (yet again) by the actions of this feeble administration. They are more concerned by the loss of votes caused by Tea Parties and bad PR for Messiah Obama than actually doing their duty of protecting the public from REAL terrorism. Then again, what can we expect from an administration that hands out millions of dollars to Hamas to help them "rebuild" or demands that terrorists are read their Miranda rights when captured on the battlefield ?
 
If this keeps up, we'd all better learn Arabic as well as Chinese. Our new masters will appreciate the effort.
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The Suddenly Vulnerable Messiah

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, July 11, 2009 3:35:01 PM
What do you get when you spend (and let's not forget print) a bunch of money for no other purpose other than pushing socialist agendas that have failed miserably in every country they have been tried in ? You get crappy poll numbers. Just ask the suddenly vulnerable Barack Hussein Obama.
 
According to Rasmussen, The Messiah's approval levels have dropped considerably, despite the socialist media's cheerleading. Americans are tired of watching their money being wasted on the Stinkulus bill that hasn't created any jobs but instead put 1.8 million people out of work. Americans don't want to pay more for energy, they want to pay less. Americans don't want to throw away a trillion dollars to insure 13 million people. Most importantly, and this ain't rocket science, AMERICANS WANT TO KEEP WHAT THEY EARN AND NOT BE TAXED TO DEATH OR BE PUNISHED FOR SUCCEEDING.
 
It's all fun and games until someone gets hit in the wallet. Right, Presidente ?
 
 
 
 
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Thank God ! It Was Only 1.4 million!

Posted by Absolutely Nobama on Saturday, July 11, 2009 3:05:15 PM
How much does it cost to hold a memorial for a washed up pop music star who was accused of child molestation and possibly dead of a drug overdose ?
 
1.4 million dollars. That's what the city of Los Angeles decided to pony up to say good bye to the "King of Pop". Are you kidding me ?
 
The last time I checked, the state of California is BROKE. They are handing out IOU's. Their supposed Republican governor, Arnold Jerkninator is rattling the proverbial tin cup begging the federal government for help and this is what they do.
 
Alright, America! Scream it with me ! "What the hell is the matter with you people out there ?"
 
And to think they're trying to legalize pot. Chilling.
 
 
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